That shadow at the window is you and no one else ; 4

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Now, I am certain this recent election business has left some of you feeling a bit disheartened, non? [He wasn't paying attention at all, but that is not important.] However, there is no longer a reason to despair, dear citizens of Mayfield. For I am here to comfort you with open arms!

Oui! You have heard correctly! Now, each and every one of you

Comments

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France.

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...Oui?

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Gross.

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NON!

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Get out.

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My apologies, but I cannot.

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You just have to try harder.

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What if I do not want to.

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I'll make you.

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I doubt you could.

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No, I'm pretty sure I could. 'Cause all your stupid crusaders took over the Holy Land, I had to go fight pagans that actually put up a challenge. So I'm way stronger now!

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Ah, that may have been the case in your time. However, I am from the future, and as such, I am much stronger!

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Doubt it.

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I could beat you with my eyes closed.

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I'd like to see you try.

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I would, but I refuse to fight children. [It would be bad for his already terrible reputation.]