Mar 07, 2010 17:25
Now, I am certain this recent election business has left some of you feeling a bit disheartened, non? [He wasn't paying attention at all, but that is not important.] However, there is no longer a reason to despair, dear citizens of Mayfield. For I am here to comfort you with open arms!
Oui! You have heard correctly! Now, each and every one of you has a place to feel safe, a place where you can cast away your troubles without fear! So come to big brother France, oh wonderful citizens! Fly to my bosom and I shall listen to your deepest sorrows!