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Jupiter Ascending is even more amusing if you think of it as the Wachowski sibs' Bella/Jacob crack AU with the serial numbers filed off. (You see there's this *ordinary girl* who's actually *really special* and her love interest is a *buff and chivalrous werewolf who takes his shirt off* but a *rich creepy pasty immortal prettyboy* asks her to marry him for *nefarious purposes.*)