I have an ear infection. Bother.

Why can't Tony Blair be our president? He actually knows how to speak English.

I haven't written an entry in quite some time, mostly because nothing all that interesting is happening. I have had a few really strange dreams though...last night I dreamt that my mom got pulled over by a cop for speeding while I was in the passenger seat, and then when I went to take out my contacts, there were six of them. I'll be damned if I ( Read more... )

Hey everyone. Yesterday I got stopped by a cop for the first time for speeding. I didn't wet myself like I had thought I would, but I did feel really, really ashamed...and I didn't even get a ticket, just a warning. My conscience is altogether too guilty!

I just lost the game. Dammit.

Hey everyone. Not that it really has any bearing on you guys or anything, seeing as you're all far, far away, but I'm currently in Austin, TX for a friend of the family's wedding. The bride actually used to be my babysitter when I was a little 'un. Ah, how time flies. Anyhow, the wedding was absolutely gorgeous, and suddenly I'm realizing how ( Read more... )