Fic dump
Okay, I give up on actually archiving the damn things for now. I've answered fifty bajillion prompts from the kink meme, so I'm going to do titles, pairings, summaries, and all that, and just link you to the post. Eventually I might actually archive them.
Title: Your Friend
Pairing: mild K/S
Rating: R for mentions of rape
Summary: a mission goes badly but Kirk won't tell Spock how, not really.
Title: Kinky
Pairing Threesome: Bones/Kirk/Chekov
Rating: NC-17 for weird kinky shit
Summary: I can't believe I wrote this. Bones, Kirk, and Chekov do the nasty, in various nasty ways. Total PWP. Starts with the drabble in the prompt and continues in my reply further down.
Title: Gravely Mistaken
Pairing: Bones/Kirk, as usual
Rating: R for sexytiems
Summary: Jim should not be wearing those boots. It hurts Bones' childhood a little.
Title: Hi, Tiberius
Pairing: um, implied Kirk/OMCs (one at a time, but several), sort of one-sided Nero/Kirk, mild pre-K/S
Rating: we'll go with R
Summary: police AU, Nero is a serial rapist/murderer who targets male prostitutes. You do the math.
Title: A Firm Hand
Pairings: TOS!Bones/TOS!Kirk implied, maybe NU!Bones/NU!Kirk pre-slash
Rating: PG-15 for Bones' imagination
Summary: TOS!Bones gives NU!Bones some friendly advice in the handling of one James Tiberius Kirk.
Title: Smiles
Pairing: Kirk/Uhura (wtf? I write het?!)
Rating: R. That's probably a safe bet. (WTF?! I write het smut?!)
Summary: five times Kirk made Uhura hot for him without meaning to, and one time it took barely any effort at all.
Title: Filled
Pairing: Bones/Kirk (what a surprise)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I posted this anon, but really, it's not much worse than "Kinky." So, here. Have some well-fucked!Kirk. PWP.
Title: Sacrifices
Pairing: Bones/Kirk preslash, if you like (I do like, so I'll call it that :D)
Rating: uh...PG-15 again. Mentions bjs and some other stuff, I think. PG-15 to be safe.
Summary: Jim Kirk wants to bring Bones something special for his birthday. It's a mildly harrowing journey.
Title: To Curl, or not to Curl?
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13, if that
Summary: Pavel loses something very important to him. Everyone is upset.
Title: But Why?
Pairing: Kirk/OMC noncon, preslash Bones/Kirk if you squint really, really hard
Rating: light R, I guess, implied noncon and alcohol
Summary: the crew doesn't get why they're still friends.
Title: Part of the Family
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Rating: PG-13, I guess?
Summary: after aliens make them get married, McCoy and Chekov find they work pretty well as a couple. A year or so later, McCoy meets his new in-laws. Hijinks ensue.
Title: Bones vs. Leonard
Pairing: Bones/Kirk
Rating: PG-13 'cause Kirk has a pottymouth
Summary: Ripped from the prompt - 5 times Jim screamed "BONES" and the 1 time he screamed "LEONARD". This one's extremely short.
Title: Trial Run
Pairing: Bones/Kirk (what a surprise)
Rating: R for implied sex and use of sex toys
Summary: He'd needed the money. It came back to bite him on the ass. Kinda literally.
Title: I Vill Not Fuck My Keptin!
Pairing: Chekov/Kirk
Rating: NC-17 for relatively explicit sexxors
Summary: Kirk gets dosed, but proximity makes everyone else just as horny. Somehow it becomes Chekov's job to guard him against unwanted advances. (Note: my fic is at the bottom of the thread)
Title: Come Back When You Can Grow a Beard
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13 for implied underage drinking
Summary: AcademyStudent!Pavel wants an ID.
Title: Pretty Butterfly!
Pairing: maybe Bones/Kirk preslash
Rating: PG-13 for pottymouth
Summary: Kirk never gets the cool alien whammy. (Note: only the first ficlet is mine. I make no claim to the one below it)
Title: TMI
Pairing: implied past various/Kirk, noncon
Rating: R for implied abuse and noncon
Summary: Kirk is a happy, affectionate drunk fond of over-sharing. A therapist's gold-mine, but he's just confusing the hell out of his crew.
Title: On Rotation
Pairings Combinations, in no particular order: *deep breath* Bones/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, Sulu/Chekov/Kirk, Scotty/Kirk, Spock/Uhura, Spock/Uhura/Kirk, Bones/Kirk/Scotty/Chekov/Sulu/Spock/Uhura
Rating: R is a safe bet
Summary: the crew likes to keep Kirk entertained.
Title: Your Friend
Pairing: mild K/S
Rating: R for mentions of rape
Summary: a mission goes badly but Kirk won't tell Spock how, not really.
Title: Kinky
Pairing Threesome: Bones/Kirk/Chekov
Rating: NC-17 for weird kinky shit
Summary: I can't believe I wrote this. Bones, Kirk, and Chekov do the nasty, in various nasty ways. Total PWP. Starts with the drabble in the prompt and continues in my reply further down.
Title: Gravely Mistaken
Pairing: Bones/Kirk, as usual
Rating: R for sexytiems
Summary: Jim should not be wearing those boots. It hurts Bones' childhood a little.
Title: Hi, Tiberius
Pairing: um, implied Kirk/OMCs (one at a time, but several), sort of one-sided Nero/Kirk, mild pre-K/S
Rating: we'll go with R
Summary: police AU, Nero is a serial rapist/murderer who targets male prostitutes. You do the math.
Title: A Firm Hand
Pairings: TOS!Bones/TOS!Kirk implied, maybe NU!Bones/NU!Kirk pre-slash
Rating: PG-15 for Bones' imagination
Summary: TOS!Bones gives NU!Bones some friendly advice in the handling of one James Tiberius Kirk.
Title: Smiles
Pairing: Kirk/Uhura (wtf? I write het?!)
Rating: R. That's probably a safe bet. (WTF?! I write het smut?!)
Summary: five times Kirk made Uhura hot for him without meaning to, and one time it took barely any effort at all.
Title: Filled
Pairing: Bones/Kirk (what a surprise)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I posted this anon, but really, it's not much worse than "Kinky." So, here. Have some well-fucked!Kirk. PWP.
Title: Sacrifices
Pairing: Bones/Kirk preslash, if you like (I do like, so I'll call it that :D)
Rating: uh...PG-15 again. Mentions bjs and some other stuff, I think. PG-15 to be safe.
Summary: Jim Kirk wants to bring Bones something special for his birthday. It's a mildly harrowing journey.
Title: To Curl, or not to Curl?
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13, if that
Summary: Pavel loses something very important to him. Everyone is upset.
Title: But Why?
Pairing: Kirk/OMC noncon, preslash Bones/Kirk if you squint really, really hard
Rating: light R, I guess, implied noncon and alcohol
Summary: the crew doesn't get why they're still friends.
Title: Part of the Family
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Rating: PG-13, I guess?
Summary: after aliens make them get married, McCoy and Chekov find they work pretty well as a couple. A year or so later, McCoy meets his new in-laws. Hijinks ensue.
Title: Bones vs. Leonard
Pairing: Bones/Kirk
Rating: PG-13 'cause Kirk has a pottymouth
Summary: Ripped from the prompt - 5 times Jim screamed "BONES" and the 1 time he screamed "LEONARD". This one's extremely short.
Title: Trial Run
Pairing: Bones/Kirk (what a surprise)
Rating: R for implied sex and use of sex toys
Summary: He'd needed the money. It came back to bite him on the ass. Kinda literally.
Title: I Vill Not Fuck My Keptin!
Pairing: Chekov/Kirk
Rating: NC-17 for relatively explicit sexxors
Summary: Kirk gets dosed, but proximity makes everyone else just as horny. Somehow it becomes Chekov's job to guard him against unwanted advances. (Note: my fic is at the bottom of the thread)
Title: Come Back When You Can Grow a Beard
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13 for implied underage drinking
Summary: AcademyStudent!Pavel wants an ID.
Title: Pretty Butterfly!
Pairing: maybe Bones/Kirk preslash
Rating: PG-13 for pottymouth
Summary: Kirk never gets the cool alien whammy. (Note: only the first ficlet is mine. I make no claim to the one below it)
Title: TMI
Pairing: implied past various/Kirk, noncon
Rating: R for implied abuse and noncon
Summary: Kirk is a happy, affectionate drunk fond of over-sharing. A therapist's gold-mine, but he's just confusing the hell out of his crew.
Title: On Rotation
Pairings Combinations, in no particular order: *deep breath* Bones/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, Sulu/Chekov/Kirk, Scotty/Kirk, Spock/Uhura, Spock/Uhura/Kirk, Bones/Kirk/Scotty/Chekov/Sulu/Spock/Uhura
Rating: R is a safe bet
Summary: the crew likes to keep Kirk entertained.