Something about a toothbrush

Dec 14, 2006 12:19

Whoa, I just woke up from this weird dream. I'm not sure exactly why these events happened, but there was a very homosexual man wearing very tight red clothes doing some...routine*. It involved me using HIS toothbrush, which I remember was pretty handy, because I actually had to brush my teeth anyway at the time, so I just brushed my teeth. I think everyone was supposed to use the same toothbrush as some kind of weird bonding activity and I was the one demonstrating because I was one of, if not the, only girl in the room. Anyway, I found the whole thing very amusing, while all the guys in the house - who were straight - were freaking out, absolutely creeped out, they just wanted to get out of there. They were absolutely losing their heads.

Pun not intended.

Funny, I didn't feel at all violated by the toothbrush incident (maybe because the party in question wasn't actually interested in my gender?), and I just went along with the whole fiasco. Anyway, all parties involved, from the straight guys in the house to the gay guy in the dream, were good PEOPLE. There was just a lot of misunderstanding. A lot of very, very deep misunderstanding...hahaha. After these events, my friends and I were supposed to go clothes-shopping at the mall, but I woke up before that part.

*Yes, as a matter of fact, it reminded me very much of a certain "OHP" fanfiction Michy wrote...except...the dream did not involve short shorts or the Village People in any way.

weird, dreams, makes me laugh

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