The care and feeding of Zombies.
Congratulations on your recent purchase of a Zombie! It is our hope that your new Zombie will enrich your life. We would like to take this opportunity to provide you with some basic Zombie care guidelines. There is no reason your Zombie should not last for years with just a little basic maintenance and some recommended precautions. Please read the following list carefully as it will help to ensure you have the best possible Zombie experience.
1. Please make sure to post the “Warning Zombie on Premises” signs as prominently as possible at your property line and on any entrances to your home. It is also advisable to have any guests or service people sign one of the release from liability forms included in your Zombie owners kit.
2. Be sure to keep your Zombie securely shackled. This will help ensure your Zombie remains slow moving and easier to control. If your Zombie is intended for outdoor use, please be sure to use a Zombie certified chain for its tether.
3. Please do not feed the Zombie. Your Zombie is dead. It cannot starve or suffer from malnutrition. Any cravings your Zombie has to eat are purely psychological. Feeding the Zombie will only intensify the cravings and make your Zombie more difficult to control.
4. Zombies are DRY clean only. It is best to just lightly brush your Zombie with a soft broom to remove any debris if needed periodically. Any liquid will only cause you Zombie to ooze and deteriorate faster. If your Zombie should become wet it is recommended to pack it in salt or non-clumping kitty litter for 3 to 5 days.
5. Please take care not to damage your Zombies central nervous system as damage to the brain or spine may cause your Zombie to cease to function.
We hope you will find these simple maintenance steps helpful and would also like to recommend you purchase our guide on Zombie training to maximize your experience.
1. Please make sure to post the “Warning Zombie on Premises” signs as prominently as possible at your property line and on any entrances to your home. It is also advisable to have any guests or service people sign one of the release from liability forms included in your Zombie owners kit.
2. Be sure to keep your Zombie securely shackled. This will help ensure your Zombie remains slow moving and easier to control. If your Zombie is intended for outdoor use, please be sure to use a Zombie certified chain for its tether.
3. Please do not feed the Zombie. Your Zombie is dead. It cannot starve or suffer from malnutrition. Any cravings your Zombie has to eat are purely psychological. Feeding the Zombie will only intensify the cravings and make your Zombie more difficult to control.
4. Zombies are DRY clean only. It is best to just lightly brush your Zombie with a soft broom to remove any debris if needed periodically. Any liquid will only cause you Zombie to ooze and deteriorate faster. If your Zombie should become wet it is recommended to pack it in salt or non-clumping kitty litter for 3 to 5 days.
5. Please take care not to damage your Zombies central nervous system as damage to the brain or spine may cause your Zombie to cease to function.
We hope you will find these simple maintenance steps helpful and would also like to recommend you purchase our guide on Zombie training to maximize your experience.