Like the worst day like EVER!
So like my BFF, Trish, and I were like at the Mall. And like we found these like super cute bikinis. And like Trish was all like let’s like go to the beach! And like I was all like OMG like Yeah! But like my mom was like being like so mean. And like she was all like I have to like go to work today and I can’t like drive you. And like OMG like denied! But like then Trish said like let’s take like the subway. And like I was all like ewwe mass transit like gross. But like Trish said she had heard how like there were like Vampires in the subway. And like so I was like OMG! Vampires! That’s like so Twilight. And like Trish was all like I know! But like it was like so gross! Like its dark and like dirty. And like it was full of like old people in like suits. And like there was this weird like Goth guy. And like he was all like skinny. But like not heroin chic, but like ewwe. And like he was all like staring at us. And like we were all like AS IF! But like then he was like all over Trish. And like he was trying to like slobber on her like neck and like we were all like screaming and like trying to like hold him off with like our bags. And like then this like lady comes up and like starts squirting us with like a squirt gun! And like we got all like wet. And like it ruined our hair and like make-up. And like then the Goth guy like starts to like scream. And like there’s like all this smoke. And like then he like runs towards like the end of the car. And like she runs like after him. And like she keeps like squirting him like the whole time. And like I mean like OMG! jealous psycho girlfriend for like psycho Goth guy! And like now like everything’s like ruined and we’ll like never meet our true immortal like loves! And like it’s all like so bogus!