Dear People that live in my building:
Hi! It's been a while since we spoke, but it's good to see you've carried right on with the weed smoking and strange hot dog smells even considering the displeasure of everyone with a nose. You gotta be you!
This letter is specifically targeted to the person who left their car directly in front of the building and allowed the car alarm to go off for half an hour, from 2:07 am to 2:37 am. Now, I realize that your cheap car's safety is PARAMOUNT and that you have installed the fanciest alarm, the one with six different noises that sound like a kids space ray gun toy, but for the love of God, if I find you, I'm going to kill you.
Thank you for your precious time, you bastard.
This letter is specifically targeted to the person who left their car directly in front of the building and allowed the car alarm to go off for half an hour, from 2:07 am to 2:37 am. Now, I realize that your cheap car's safety is PARAMOUNT and that you have installed the fanciest alarm, the one with six different noises that sound like a kids space ray gun toy, but for the love of God, if I find you, I'm going to kill you.
Thank you for your precious time, you bastard.