Dear people that live in my building:
Ahem.
People on my floor: I'm sure that smoking weed offers you a high that you can not get in the rest of your lives, but my god, every day our hallway smells like the cheap weed you'd get at a junior high. It's ridiculous. At least have the decency to "febreeze air" the place or something. Jeebus!
To the people on the first floor: I have to do my laundry there, why does it always smell like hot dogs and cigarettes? That's such a confusing mix of repulsive smells. Why are you cooking so many hot dogs??? I get why you're smoking so many cigarettes, but why the hot dogs? If it's not hot dogs, what the hell are you doing? Stop it!
To the people directly above me: Please stop stomping around your apartment at 4 am. I'm completely convinced that you are an elephant and I don't know how it escaped the landlord's notice, but the whole ceiling shakes and that is disconcerting. Take it easy.
Thank you!!!!
People on my floor: I'm sure that smoking weed offers you a high that you can not get in the rest of your lives, but my god, every day our hallway smells like the cheap weed you'd get at a junior high. It's ridiculous. At least have the decency to "febreeze air" the place or something. Jeebus!
To the people on the first floor: I have to do my laundry there, why does it always smell like hot dogs and cigarettes? That's such a confusing mix of repulsive smells. Why are you cooking so many hot dogs??? I get why you're smoking so many cigarettes, but why the hot dogs? If it's not hot dogs, what the hell are you doing? Stop it!
To the people directly above me: Please stop stomping around your apartment at 4 am. I'm completely convinced that you are an elephant and I don't know how it escaped the landlord's notice, but the whole ceiling shakes and that is disconcerting. Take it easy.
Thank you!!!!