Your assignment, should you choose to accept it: send me a PM on Saturday politely informing me that signing up for ALL THE THINGS is a terrible idea. I have plenty of things to do already, and my eyes are bigger than my stomach, and too much of a good thing, etc, ad nauseum.
Because right now it looks like
paperlegends,
perverse_bang, and
merlin_muses are all soon to happen, and also Femslash February at
tw-ladies, and also, I need to finish an auction fic and also write a Valentine's ficlet or two for
concinnity, and also a Failwolf Friday fic that is not finished. Also, there's, you know, my dissertation proposal. (Actually, this might be a good month to write All the Fic in, because I plan to have the proposal sent off this week, and then it'll probably take the advisors a good month to remember to read it and give me feedback and schedule an exam. Oh god, I'm rationalizing. BUT GUYS, I was just thinking. What if, what if, what if I wrote a Gwen/Elena/Mithian/Vivian orgy for
perverse-bang? That is a thing I could do. Oh god, I really do need a volunteer.)
When I started this post, it was a joke. But now I'm wondering if I actually need someone to waggle a finger in my face.
I just reeeeeally like challenges okay? External deadlines are my crack.
ETA I plotted out a calendar and determined that I have time to do ALL THE THINGS. Ahem.