Kin: *emerges in a speedo*
Micah: o_O
Kin: *hands on hips, shoulders back, hips out*
Kin: =D
Micah: WHY
Kin: Because my sexiness is warping time and space!
Kin: *pelvic thrusts*
Micah: Ergh take those off nownownow.
Kin: Told you!
Micah: *facepalms. drags Kin off by waistband of speedo to find some decent swim trunks*
Kin: =D

Lora prompt: ( Somebody avoiding his/her turn to do dishes. Creatively. )

A/N: Wrote this whilst listening to Beenie Man's 'King of the Dancehall' on repeat.
Also, I wanted to put this in the same entry as the last ficlet, but come on. That isn't appropriate at all. :D

( Define 'evil' )

Lora requested FLUFF and what Lora wants, Lora gets; at least if I have any say in the matter.

( Micah is sulking. Kin attempts a Sulkectomy. )