If cars had Oreos for wheels, we'd see a lot more flat tires...
I'm in a crap mood. Want to know why? Here's a Mandy-style list.
Reasons Why I Am Certainly Not Happy And Smiling Right Now
1. It just dawned on me that I might need to take the stupid GREs in order to get into the graduate program that I really really really want to be in, and I know I can't pass the thing because I am simply not that smart anymore, and if I don't get in to this program, I might cry.
2. The only thing on the news is that annoying video of the hijackers in an airport. I've seen it like 50 times, and it just makes me want to claw at the couch like Trent does.
3. I saw myself on Channel 13 and my butt is big. Much too big "for a white girl."
4. OMG, the news is showing that ridiculous video AGAIN!
5. Matt is not here. He's busy marching slowly around D&E with the band, holding up big lines of traffic in the process.
6. I hate George Bush and I know he's going to win the election because he'll fix the whole damn thing. He has too many people fooled and I wish one of the unfooled people would shoot him. That's the only way to achieve peace around here. And if your a fan of the evil little man, don't get worried. I don't even own a gun. The worst thing I can do is dump Trent's litter box on him.
7. I want to know who dastalker is. Normally, I don't care, but right now it's just something else to complain about.
8. Taylor must not be my friend anymore because he deviously took me off his friends page. Normally, I don't care about this either, but it makes a rather funny complaint.
When I stop to think about it, none of this matters, so I think I might try and cheer up. Bye-zers.
Reasons Why I Am Certainly Not Happy And Smiling Right Now
1. It just dawned on me that I might need to take the stupid GREs in order to get into the graduate program that I really really really want to be in, and I know I can't pass the thing because I am simply not that smart anymore, and if I don't get in to this program, I might cry.
2. The only thing on the news is that annoying video of the hijackers in an airport. I've seen it like 50 times, and it just makes me want to claw at the couch like Trent does.
3. I saw myself on Channel 13 and my butt is big. Much too big "for a white girl."
4. OMG, the news is showing that ridiculous video AGAIN!
5. Matt is not here. He's busy marching slowly around D&E with the band, holding up big lines of traffic in the process.
6. I hate George Bush and I know he's going to win the election because he'll fix the whole damn thing. He has too many people fooled and I wish one of the unfooled people would shoot him. That's the only way to achieve peace around here. And if your a fan of the evil little man, don't get worried. I don't even own a gun. The worst thing I can do is dump Trent's litter box on him.
7. I want to know who dastalker is. Normally, I don't care, but right now it's just something else to complain about.
8. Taylor must not be my friend anymore because he deviously took me off his friends page. Normally, I don't care about this either, but it makes a rather funny complaint.
When I stop to think about it, none of this matters, so I think I might try and cheer up. Bye-zers.