Be a boy, be a girl. I don't care. Just don't be chocolate. I'll eat you.

May 12, 2004 20:54

Being trans-gendered seems to be all the rage right now. It was on Oprah today. I just don't get it. I mean, if you want to live your life as a different gender, why go on tv and tell everyone that you are actually the gender you don't want to be. You should be a little more secretive about it. There was even a five year old boy on the show today saying he wants to be a girl. The dad was having trouble accepting it. That Oprah is pretty good though. By the end of the show, she had that same dad saying he was going right out after the show to buy Barbies for his son. hehehe. Ahem. Anyway, it's all kind of weird to me, but that must just mean that I'm aging.

I have been having mad cravings for Hershey bars lately. I love the pure milk chocolate feel of a Hershey bar. I love any chocolate bar really. It all started when I watched "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"... way way back. I liked hearing those kids break those chocolate bars. I liked watching them eat them. It was satisfying in some crazy way. And it made me want chocolate. So here I am, fifteen years later and fat. All because of that damn movie. I wonder if they can hypnotize you to stop eating. That would be grand. Does anyone know of any good healthy snacks that I could replace my Hershey bars with? I'm not saying I'll actually do it, but do you know of any? I just called Matt on his cell phone to see if he'd pick up a Hershey bar for me on his way home from bagpipe practice. He said yes! He is the most wonderful boy ever.

Um... no


Um.. YES!


I totally just did this quiz so that I could look at the pictures of the chocolate. Come on, please tell me you're craving chocolate now, as well...

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