Body Parts
In which I objectify everyone in bandom! Yay! Really not safe for work.
There were so many body parts I could start with, but I’ll open it up tame.
I have a thing for arms, I’m not sure what it is, but bandom obliges me by having boys and girls with super hot ones, so, :D
Anyone else notice how Chiz gets 456784105453768964530 times hotter when playing live?
I do.
Hi, Spencer Smith.
Travvviiiee!
LOL, so ~classy.
That’s better. I totally think Andy has the best sleeves in bandom. I’m not that much of a fan of the back tatt, but yes, I approve of the arms.
These ones too.
Singer is such a pretty twelve-year-old girl.
Guh.
What? That’s not an arm. Also, holy hell, Travis, please be doing this all the time.
Do you know what is kind of close to the collar bone?
I’ll give you a hint.
Boobies!
Vicky-t so super hot, I just, I can’t even say.
So is Greta. No jokes.
There should be more love for boobs, 98% of fandom has them.
OH, HAI THERE, RIHANNA. Now with bonus Patrick.
I love that Pete’s ignoring the super hot chick singing in this photo and, instead, gazing lustfully at his boyfriend. I approve.
Transition via Patrick Stump!
Bellies!
Whee!
I like the shirt-lifting tendencies of bandom. (get it?)
Oh, Nate. Why no fic, bandom?
Transition! Let’s take our clothes off!
Nicely done, Gabe
Especially because you may actually have the hottest band on the planet.
Oh, Nate. Again, why no fic?
I started finding Butcher very, very attractive recently. His tattoos are awesome.
Oh, Brendon.
This will never not be hilarious.
Well, hello, Ashlee.
Disashi!
Ahahahaha, Bert’s such a muppet, I love him.
Topless lesbian!
I wish someone would write that fic. Like, Pete wakes up a girl one morning, and no one really notices because all round he’s a pretty tiny dude who already has a lady ass and Pete doesn’t really get boobs, I mean, he gets like, an a-cup, and he’s all :’( because if he’s gonna be a girl, he should at least get to look at a decent rack when he showers.
But, yeah, no one notices at first, so Pete walks around naked a lot until Ashlee can’t remember why they were dating, and grabs him a pair of boardies and drags him to the pool because she wants a real tan, and Pete goes too to see if people can recognise him now that he’s a ~lady, and, as it turns out, everyone still can. Dammit.
Hi, jailbait.
Someone please be writing me Cash/Singer based on this photo. Please.
Another transition! Do you know what we’ve got a lot of in bandom?
If you guessed jailbait, you were correct.
But also Hips, dude. Hips.
Pete Wentz is good at exposing his in a way I generally find very attractive.
So is Beckett.
Not technically a hip really, but shh, just look at Alex DeLeon’s precious face…and neon underwear.
Ryan’s little hhhaaaand. *flails* I don’t even ship these two. (However, I would read this threesome).
Or, y’know, you can leave out Ryan, I don’t mind (sorry, bb, I do love you).
Hi, Brendon!
King of the classic hip-tilt. Oh, Spencer Smith. Why so hot?
Rowr, hello again, Brendon.
I also want to stress how many great asses there are in bandom! I don’t think I’ve been in a fandom with this many apple-bottoms before.
Oh, Ryan Ross, you don’t have an ass.
See, Brendon Urie? He has an ass.
This photo makes me lol every time. Brendon Urie may have a great ass, but Pete Wentz is like, the godfather of the booty. Trufax.
(LOL. I love this photo.)
I have no idea how he fit that ass into those jeans. Like, seriously.
An example of why he shouldn’t have tried.
Oh, Pete.
So you know who has a very underrated ass?
Oh, Singer. You have a booty too. Also, is he, like, officially one of the tiniest people in bandom yet? If not, he should be. He's very tiny.
Great booty, (courtesy of lucentvictrola
(bodddddy language. Also, ass.)
We got us some good bubble butts in this fandom. Did I miss anyone notable? Gabe has an alright one:
Now heading a little lower.
New York eyes, Chicago thighs, doo-doo-doo. Oh, Pete Wentz.
Moment of honesty! I don’t find Patrick as attractive as the interwebz seems to until he talks/sings/does anything with music at all, ever. And then, PHROAR. Good times.
Hi, Tomrad thighs!
You know what’s closely related to the thighs? Legs. In fact, some argue that they’re part of the same limb.
Vicky-t is a good example of everything going right in the womb, and formulating an AMAZINGLY HOT HUMAN BEING.
Leeggss.
I’m writing a fic with Gabe Saporta as a pirate captain and Vicky-T as like, first wench. Only, she totally has to keep rescuing him, coz Gabe keeps getting in trouble when trying to kidnap virgins.
This is one of my favourite pictures of her. Holy fuck, she’s hot.
Pleasure Ryland.
Beckett’s legs are actually the hottest thing on the planet. Just so you know.
Oh, Singer. If nothing else, adore the belt buckle. (credit to fickleflower for these awesome snaps. You should go check out all her photos ever, just so you know.)
(body language)
Travie!
Ashlee! Legs!
Nghhhhhhh.
Hi, again, Chiz! Why’s there no Chiz fic, flist? He’s Australian! And Beckett’s sort of in love with him at the moment, which is awesome.
I have a thing for people not looking at the camera, I’m not even gonna lie. Preferably, when they’re looking in the complete opposite direction.
Like, for real.
Hi, babies!
I was totally here for this! It’s at Brisbane Riverstage, just so people know.
I love this photo. Hotass.
Booooyyffriiiends.
In conclusion:
We have a really hot fandom.
There were so many body parts I could start with, but I’ll open it up tame.
I have a thing for arms, I’m not sure what it is, but bandom obliges me by having boys and girls with super hot ones, so, :D
Anyone else notice how Chiz gets 456784105453768964530 times hotter when playing live?
I do.
Hi, Spencer Smith.
Travvviiiee!
LOL, so ~classy.
That’s better. I totally think Andy has the best sleeves in bandom. I’m not that much of a fan of the back tatt, but yes, I approve of the arms.
These ones too.
Singer is such a pretty twelve-year-old girl.
Guh.
What? That’s not an arm. Also, holy hell, Travis, please be doing this all the time.
Do you know what is kind of close to the collar bone?
I’ll give you a hint.
Boobies!
Vicky-t so super hot, I just, I can’t even say.
So is Greta. No jokes.
There should be more love for boobs, 98% of fandom has them.
OH, HAI THERE, RIHANNA. Now with bonus Patrick.
I love that Pete’s ignoring the super hot chick singing in this photo and, instead, gazing lustfully at his boyfriend. I approve.
Transition via Patrick Stump!
Bellies!
Whee!
I like the shirt-lifting tendencies of bandom. (get it?)
Oh, Nate. Why no fic, bandom?
Transition! Let’s take our clothes off!
Nicely done, Gabe
Especially because you may actually have the hottest band on the planet.
Oh, Nate. Again, why no fic?
I started finding Butcher very, very attractive recently. His tattoos are awesome.
Oh, Brendon.
This will never not be hilarious.
Well, hello, Ashlee.
Disashi!
Ahahahaha, Bert’s such a muppet, I love him.
Topless lesbian!
I wish someone would write that fic. Like, Pete wakes up a girl one morning, and no one really notices because all round he’s a pretty tiny dude who already has a lady ass and Pete doesn’t really get boobs, I mean, he gets like, an a-cup, and he’s all :’( because if he’s gonna be a girl, he should at least get to look at a decent rack when he showers.
But, yeah, no one notices at first, so Pete walks around naked a lot until Ashlee can’t remember why they were dating, and grabs him a pair of boardies and drags him to the pool because she wants a real tan, and Pete goes too to see if people can recognise him now that he’s a ~lady, and, as it turns out, everyone still can. Dammit.
Hi, jailbait.
Someone please be writing me Cash/Singer based on this photo. Please.
Another transition! Do you know what we’ve got a lot of in bandom?
If you guessed jailbait, you were correct.
But also Hips, dude. Hips.
Pete Wentz is good at exposing his in a way I generally find very attractive.
So is Beckett.
Not technically a hip really, but shh, just look at Alex DeLeon’s precious face…and neon underwear.
Ryan’s little hhhaaaand. *flails* I don’t even ship these two. (However, I would read this threesome).
Or, y’know, you can leave out Ryan, I don’t mind (sorry, bb, I do love you).
Hi, Brendon!
King of the classic hip-tilt. Oh, Spencer Smith. Why so hot?
Rowr, hello again, Brendon.
I also want to stress how many great asses there are in bandom! I don’t think I’ve been in a fandom with this many apple-bottoms before.
Oh, Ryan Ross, you don’t have an ass.
See, Brendon Urie? He has an ass.
This photo makes me lol every time. Brendon Urie may have a great ass, but Pete Wentz is like, the godfather of the booty. Trufax.
(LOL. I love this photo.)
I have no idea how he fit that ass into those jeans. Like, seriously.
An example of why he shouldn’t have tried.
Oh, Pete.
So you know who has a very underrated ass?
Oh, Singer. You have a booty too. Also, is he, like, officially one of the tiniest people in bandom yet? If not, he should be. He's very tiny.
Great booty, (courtesy of lucentvictrola
(bodddddy language. Also, ass.)
We got us some good bubble butts in this fandom. Did I miss anyone notable? Gabe has an alright one:
Now heading a little lower.
New York eyes, Chicago thighs, doo-doo-doo. Oh, Pete Wentz.
Moment of honesty! I don’t find Patrick as attractive as the interwebz seems to until he talks/sings/does anything with music at all, ever. And then, PHROAR. Good times.
Hi, Tomrad thighs!
You know what’s closely related to the thighs? Legs. In fact, some argue that they’re part of the same limb.
Vicky-t is a good example of everything going right in the womb, and formulating an AMAZINGLY HOT HUMAN BEING.
Leeggss.
I’m writing a fic with Gabe Saporta as a pirate captain and Vicky-T as like, first wench. Only, she totally has to keep rescuing him, coz Gabe keeps getting in trouble when trying to kidnap virgins.
This is one of my favourite pictures of her. Holy fuck, she’s hot.
Pleasure Ryland.
Beckett’s legs are actually the hottest thing on the planet. Just so you know.
Oh, Singer. If nothing else, adore the belt buckle. (credit to fickleflower for these awesome snaps. You should go check out all her photos ever, just so you know.)
(body language)
Travie!
Ashlee! Legs!
Nghhhhhhh.
Hi, again, Chiz! Why’s there no Chiz fic, flist? He’s Australian! And Beckett’s sort of in love with him at the moment, which is awesome.
I have a thing for people not looking at the camera, I’m not even gonna lie. Preferably, when they’re looking in the complete opposite direction.
Like, for real.
Hi, babies!
I was totally here for this! It’s at Brisbane Riverstage, just so people know.
I love this photo. Hotass.
Booooyyffriiiends.
In conclusion:
We have a really hot fandom.