Fun Fact:
Most of the figures at Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum don't have nipples. But Paris Hilton's does. And fathers and sons enjoy pretending to suckle on them while their spouse/mother takes a picture to preserve this tender moment for prosperity. Whee.
For a brief moment, I considered adding the "food" tag to this post, but I thought better of it.
For a brief moment, I considered adding the "food" tag to this post, but I thought better of it.