Oh by the way ... I'm fucking famous.

"If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV" - Ben Folds

The first thing that should pop into your mind when you see a skull and crossbones on the label of a chemical is "Gee. This will give me cancer, I should probably wear protective gloves." However, the first thing that pops into my mind is "COOL! PIRATES!"           ...           I need to work on this.