"Adventures in the Seattle Bus Station", a play in 3 acts.

[flamingweasel]

ACT 1.

Interior, Seattle Bus Station. RYAN and KELLY sit in a row of metal chairs, chatting. They have no luggage. Facing them on another row of benches is HIPPY COUPLE; they have filled the row of chairs with backpacks and musical instruments. Behind HIPPY COUPLE is another row of chairs, where GUY sits. GUY is casually dressed but clean-cut, with a pair of nice headphones around his neck.

KELLY: ... oof, and my last pair of jeans was in the bag too

RYAN: Damn!

GUY turns around in his seat, and half-mumbles at RYAN and KELLY

GUY: Why don't you two just fuck off?

ACT 2.

Interior, Seattle Bus Station, a few seconds later.

RYAN and KELLY lean forward a bit. RYAN wasn't able to make out what GUY said.

RYAN: I'm sorry?

KELLY: What?

GUY: clearly Both of you. Why don't you two just ... fuck off.

ACT 3.

Interior, Seattle Bus Station, a few moments later.

RYAN's eyes go wide, KELLY's narrow

RYAN: What?!

GUY: Oh, never mind.

GUY shakes his head, turns back around, begins mumbling to himself

Fin.