001 | Video
[The sound of buttons being pressed and a few choice curses are heard over the voice feature until it suddenly switches to video. You get a nice shot of an eye patch as Badou moves the device away from his face. You get a look at a young man with long red hair, an eye patch over his right eye and a crushed box of cigarettes in his other hand.
He’s shaking the box upside down and looking crestfallen when nothing comes out of it. Finally he focuses his attention on the device.]
Okay, I really hope this thing works because it’s the only thing on me that looks like it may be able to contact anyone. So, if you’re out there, this is my S.O.S.
First order of business, where can I buy some cigarettes?
And second, where the hell am I?
I’ll give bonus points to whoever can answer both.
[He goes to turn it off but pauses.] And so help me Heine, if I’ve been kidnapped by your crazy “family” I’m kicking your ass!
He’s shaking the box upside down and looking crestfallen when nothing comes out of it. Finally he focuses his attention on the device.]
Okay, I really hope this thing works because it’s the only thing on me that looks like it may be able to contact anyone. So, if you’re out there, this is my S.O.S.
First order of business, where can I buy some cigarettes?
And second, where the hell am I?
I’ll give bonus points to whoever can answer both.
[He goes to turn it off but pauses.] And so help me Heine, if I’ve been kidnapped by your crazy “family” I’m kicking your ass!