Recipe sites are mocking me with all of these delicious-looking baked treats. Our air conditioning is iffy and it's far too hot to bake lately, so I cannot make Snickerdoodle Pie or Polka-Dot Cheesecake. Well, I guess I could bake when it's cooler out, but I just don't see myself getting up at two AM to bake a cake ( Read more... )

My mom and I decided I should have a sci fi cooking show. I'm not entirely sure what that entails (do I just wear a TOS chick uniform and cook things, or do I go all out with "How to properly garnish your nutrient tablet" and "Why a tribble should only be cooked to medium rare"?) but I'd totes be able to have Leonard Nimoy as a guest on an episode ( Read more... )

I was going to rant, freak out, and generally be my usual drama queen self but instead, I am going to ask about you.

So. Hi! How are you? What's new? How's the family? Any funny anecdotes you've been wanting to share with someone? Anything you'd like to rant about? Would you like some cake?


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I APPEAR TO BE MAKING THE FUGLIEST CAKE EVER.

( Cut for fug. )