FWD: All Females
Ladies, let me give you some advice from a male's point of view.
All too often, and too many times have I heard a female state in sometimes less, or more than so many words: "I just don't understand men."
From my point of view, what purpose does it befit any to have a [boy/girl]friend other than a potential husband or wife? Unless you're just dating to mess around, well, then you're probably one of those drull soulless dumbasses who just wants to get your dick wet, or your pussy filled. If that's the case, you're probably too fucking stupid to understand this message anyway. So go fuck yourself since you aren't getting any in the process of reading this, and let the rest of the intelligent people educate themselves with some words from the wise.
Let's look back real quick to the pioneer days of the wild west. What constituted a "good" wife back then? Simple. She washed the clothes, she cooked the meals, raised the kids, and loved her husband while being faithful to him. I say this constituted a "good" wife as back then, cheating was prevalent in some fronts. And why and when?
Because the man of the house was out hunting. Wether it be wild game, or outlaws, whatever. Point being, men shot guns, women kept the clothes free of germs and disease, and kept their families well-nourished, and gave them warm, comfortable homes to come home to.
Now, what the fuck's so wrong with that? You don't have to spend money to be a good homemaker, and you can use all your love for your family to care for them in ways none can.
Allow me to make a few points here:
1> I cook often and love it. There's a very special satisfaction from seeing people enjoy food you've prepared, and feel satisfied with full stomaches to lull off into a contented nap thereafter.
2> Washing clothes isn't hard. Get a bucket and a fucking washboard and tell me if you'd prefer doing that.
3> BOTH parents should raise children, but since males earn more salary, why not just let them do it while you make a website and post google ads on it and make $250 every two weeks on the side from that. Your erstwhile children aren't without their mother and won't have to be raised by society.
4> You think women stress out a lot? Men do it more, we're just better at hiding it and not letting it get to us every 10 seconds. Also, "I have a headache" is bullshit. Sexual orgasm releases brain chemicals responsible for making your headaches go away. So quit your complaining and get on the highway to the danger zone. You'll both be less stressed out.
5> When men say nothing's wrong, it means one of two things. It means no, nothing is wrong--or yes, something is, and we don't want to talk about it. Following this up with "are you sure?" is going to irritate us. Following THAT up with "did I upset you?" is going to irritate us more, and at that point, we're like to show it. Yet again, following both of these up with "I'll leave you alone" is going to completely piss us off at that point. Bottom line: if something's wrong and we're ready to talk, we'll come to you with it. If you pester ANYONE repeatedly, they're going to get pissed off. So why on earth would you do this to someone you claim to love?
6> For the love of God please stop dragging us to see movies we don't want to see. It's not "cute" to drag your boyfriend into boredom for 2 hours. Unless you want to be felt up for 2 hours, which no male's gonna complain about... you might, though.
7> Lesbians = more tits, that's why we like them. Stop asking.
8> No, that dress doesn't make you look fat. The fact you're fat makes you look fat. We aren't dating your stomach, we're dating you, and that question is shallow and makes you look shallow. Men don't like shallowness. Stop asking this question.
9> If asking us to wear condoms is fair, it's equally fair to expect oral sex afterwards since those things are fucking horrible. Seriously who the fuck invented these things. I'd rather just flatout NOT have sex than use a condom.
10> Men PMS too. It's called "My girlfriend is PMSing and didn't tell me" syndrome. If you just be straight with it and tell us beforehand, we'll be far more understanding and less likely to upset you later, and likely want to spend time comforting you than going to chill with the boys. Honesty, who'd'a'thunk it!
11> Porn isn't cheating.
This s'been a public service announcement for the sanity of all males everywhere ever.
afk porn
All too often, and too many times have I heard a female state in sometimes less, or more than so many words: "I just don't understand men."
From my point of view, what purpose does it befit any to have a [boy/girl]friend other than a potential husband or wife? Unless you're just dating to mess around, well, then you're probably one of those drull soulless dumbasses who just wants to get your dick wet, or your pussy filled. If that's the case, you're probably too fucking stupid to understand this message anyway. So go fuck yourself since you aren't getting any in the process of reading this, and let the rest of the intelligent people educate themselves with some words from the wise.
Let's look back real quick to the pioneer days of the wild west. What constituted a "good" wife back then? Simple. She washed the clothes, she cooked the meals, raised the kids, and loved her husband while being faithful to him. I say this constituted a "good" wife as back then, cheating was prevalent in some fronts. And why and when?
Because the man of the house was out hunting. Wether it be wild game, or outlaws, whatever. Point being, men shot guns, women kept the clothes free of germs and disease, and kept their families well-nourished, and gave them warm, comfortable homes to come home to.
Now, what the fuck's so wrong with that? You don't have to spend money to be a good homemaker, and you can use all your love for your family to care for them in ways none can.
Allow me to make a few points here:
1> I cook often and love it. There's a very special satisfaction from seeing people enjoy food you've prepared, and feel satisfied with full stomaches to lull off into a contented nap thereafter.
2> Washing clothes isn't hard. Get a bucket and a fucking washboard and tell me if you'd prefer doing that.
3> BOTH parents should raise children, but since males earn more salary, why not just let them do it while you make a website and post google ads on it and make $250 every two weeks on the side from that. Your erstwhile children aren't without their mother and won't have to be raised by society.
4> You think women stress out a lot? Men do it more, we're just better at hiding it and not letting it get to us every 10 seconds. Also, "I have a headache" is bullshit. Sexual orgasm releases brain chemicals responsible for making your headaches go away. So quit your complaining and get on the highway to the danger zone. You'll both be less stressed out.
5> When men say nothing's wrong, it means one of two things. It means no, nothing is wrong--or yes, something is, and we don't want to talk about it. Following this up with "are you sure?" is going to irritate us. Following THAT up with "did I upset you?" is going to irritate us more, and at that point, we're like to show it. Yet again, following both of these up with "I'll leave you alone" is going to completely piss us off at that point. Bottom line: if something's wrong and we're ready to talk, we'll come to you with it. If you pester ANYONE repeatedly, they're going to get pissed off. So why on earth would you do this to someone you claim to love?
6> For the love of God please stop dragging us to see movies we don't want to see. It's not "cute" to drag your boyfriend into boredom for 2 hours. Unless you want to be felt up for 2 hours, which no male's gonna complain about... you might, though.
7> Lesbians = more tits, that's why we like them. Stop asking.
8> No, that dress doesn't make you look fat. The fact you're fat makes you look fat. We aren't dating your stomach, we're dating you, and that question is shallow and makes you look shallow. Men don't like shallowness. Stop asking this question.
9> If asking us to wear condoms is fair, it's equally fair to expect oral sex afterwards since those things are fucking horrible. Seriously who the fuck invented these things. I'd rather just flatout NOT have sex than use a condom.
10> Men PMS too. It's called "My girlfriend is PMSing and didn't tell me" syndrome. If you just be straight with it and tell us beforehand, we'll be far more understanding and less likely to upset you later, and likely want to spend time comforting you than going to chill with the boys. Honesty, who'd'a'thunk it!
11> Porn isn't cheating.
This s'been a public service announcement for the sanity of all males everywhere ever.
afk porn