Application for lordluck

[lordluck]

Please see my application below and be nice because I cry easy :

1. Humor us with your crappy taste in music. Name your top five bands and how they appeal to you.I find this question rather absurd. Obviously the writer is under the deluded impression that in order to enjoy music, I must listen to bands. I do not follow any specific bands and

Comments

[ginsugoddess]

Note to you: Public shitting is not popular here. At least you were creative about it though. Openly admitting you have Cranial Rectumitis shows courage. Bravo.

[lordluck]

I am not 100% sure I understand what you meant by: “Note to you: Public shitting is not popular here”. From what I can surmise you are either referring to the fact that I enjoy the feeling of passing excrement from my anus or the content of my application consisted of a bunch of shit. I am assuming you were referring to the later.

The last several posts on flaming_pricks were politically motivated. If that isn’t public shitting, I don’t know what is. At least one of the posts consisted of runningnak3d whining that gays can’t get married. *sob*, “Here is to Canada!” *sob*

The fact that they let you post here, ginsugoddess is proof enough that public shitting is not only accepted, but encouraged.

[scrapdog]

Tell her to get you a beer.

Oh, one other thing, we all enjoy water sports around here... if you go ahead and add that to your interests in your userinfo, you've got my vote.

[lordluck]

Consider it done. I can’t believe I left water sports off of my interests list.

Note: Additional references for water sports can be found at the following locations:
- Kum & Go
- Frank Zappa: Bobby Brown Goes Down

[ginsugoddess]

Sorry kiddo, but golden showers don't count as water sports.

[runningnak3d]

I tried sticking up for you, and what do I get for my troubles ...... shit on. That's public shitting to the extreme. The way I look at, all you ass pounders should have equal opportunity to lose half your shit when you realize that your not getting the ass pounding that you feel you need.

But OHHHH noooo ... you gotta slam that man that is sticking up for you. Wellllll ... fuck it. Lick the slime off your lover's penis and I hope he gets ALL your shit when it doesn't work out.

Have a NICE day...

[lordluck]

Granted, I have never wasted the time reading your blog, but from what posts I have seen know the following to be true:

1. You are a gay bashing homophobe
2. You are a supporter of gay rights
3. You enjoy discussing both penis and rump

The closet door is wide open. Please stop insulting our intelligence and get the fuck out.

Oh, on a side note, I saw a commercial for Best Buy this evening. They are selling Elton John’s exclusive DVD collection entitled Dream Ticket. Just thought you might be interested.

[runningnak3d]

Dude ... Elton John fucking rocks thanks for the tip. Now don't take that as an invite to get all up on me ... it will never be that way with us. scrapdog is more than I can handle ... that big hunk of a man.

Speaking of penises, I heard the operation didn't go well for you ... too bad ... too bad.

pump -- PUmp -- PUMP -- fizzle -- sound of a chick snickering in the background.

[ginsugoddess]

5. If backed into a corner, give us an example of how you would react.

I would defecate in my palm and use it to draw intricate murals and pictograms on the wall.

Unless you intend to do this in the privacy of your own home, it would be public shitting.

If you need any further explanation, see your apparent nursemaid, scrapdog.