Application for lordluck
Please see my application below and be nice because I cry easy :
1. Humor us with your crappy taste in music. Name your top five bands and how they appeal to you.
I find this question rather absurd. Obviously the writer is under the deluded impression that in order to enjoy music, I must listen to bands. I do not follow any specific bands and vehemently avoid the radio, MTV, VH1 and nursing homes. I however do love music, but prefer the natural noises that can be made by my own body. I celebrate my passion for music through frequent flatulence and belching. I am also known to practice my percussion skills by smacking my naked ass.
2. What can you contribute to this community? (provide at least one example)
I have a very large collection of finger and toe nail clippings. I would be willing to allow members of the community to borrow my collection for school projects, family functions and body rubs.
3. How would you handle being made to conform to a policy with which you did not agree?
I would shave your mother’s testicles and glue the salvaged hair to my chin. This way I could conform without loosing any integrity.
4. What is the single most arrogant thing you’ve ever said or done?
I do not feel I have ever been arrogant. I do however believe I am better then everyone else. This does not stem from arrogance but cold hard fact. From the top of my head to my freshly clipped toe nails, I am perfection. Everything I do is perfect and beautiful. My shit smells like roses and my prostate is healthy.
5. If backed into a corner, give us an example of how you would react.
I would defecate in my palm and use it to draw intricate murals and pictograms on the wall.
6. Age/Sec/Location (man I feel like I’m on AIM here)
I am a 27 year old male. I also happen to be a fucking Illinois bastard.
7. Post a picture of yourself. If its huge or nude, please put it behind a cut.
I attempted to take my own picture but was unable to extract my head from my ass.
1. Humor us with your crappy taste in music. Name your top five bands and how they appeal to you.
I find this question rather absurd. Obviously the writer is under the deluded impression that in order to enjoy music, I must listen to bands. I do not follow any specific bands and vehemently avoid the radio, MTV, VH1 and nursing homes. I however do love music, but prefer the natural noises that can be made by my own body. I celebrate my passion for music through frequent flatulence and belching. I am also known to practice my percussion skills by smacking my naked ass.
2. What can you contribute to this community? (provide at least one example)
I have a very large collection of finger and toe nail clippings. I would be willing to allow members of the community to borrow my collection for school projects, family functions and body rubs.
3. How would you handle being made to conform to a policy with which you did not agree?
I would shave your mother’s testicles and glue the salvaged hair to my chin. This way I could conform without loosing any integrity.
4. What is the single most arrogant thing you’ve ever said or done?
I do not feel I have ever been arrogant. I do however believe I am better then everyone else. This does not stem from arrogance but cold hard fact. From the top of my head to my freshly clipped toe nails, I am perfection. Everything I do is perfect and beautiful. My shit smells like roses and my prostate is healthy.
5. If backed into a corner, give us an example of how you would react.
I would defecate in my palm and use it to draw intricate murals and pictograms on the wall.
6. Age/Sec/Location (man I feel like I’m on AIM here)
I am a 27 year old male. I also happen to be a fucking Illinois bastard.
7. Post a picture of yourself. If its huge or nude, please put it behind a cut.
I attempted to take my own picture but was unable to extract my head from my ass.