when i wake up
i will want to go to sleep
dream the day away

my spanish homework
my dmv appointment
things i never do

music loud, so loud
i know my neighbors love me
i make them happy

it's soo sunny out
it makes me want to throw up
a bucket of "love"

richard once tasted
my warm, red, chunky vomit
to gross out his wife

my keyboard, sticky
my eating habits, sloppy
pb-j, yummy

you know thomas call?
he's idiot number one
gold star, blue ribbon.

trees are less sappy
rainy days and mazzy star
save it for the judge

now where's that intern
i'm got some yelling to do
"work faster retard"

it's already made
the nest where sharks call home
i'm hanging out meat

i'm asking for it.
boy am i asking for it
and i don't want it

i've got that ice cream
what am i talking about?
fresh mint, chocolate chip

brick dropping contest
let's see who can crush thomas
suck my sweet marrow.

love tom

i'm so retarded
someday i might mention why
just trush me on this

go internet go
why don't you work dsl!!
baby come on home

pry my cold dead hands
from my true love's kung fu grip
wake up, check e-mail

i smoked crack last night
with my tenderloin buddies
behind the hilton

i listen to ween
and i hear the golden rule
play it off, ligit

i pick out the bones
from my oven roasted foot
and spit them at you

dude, take it easy
it's just a game of scrabble
put your pants back on

happy birthday jerk
let's get together tonight
party in my mind

hey i know whats fun
updating my friendster page
cut off my fingers

i'm sweet and sour
actually i'm just sour
it's MY special day

monkey bicycle
still going with one wheel
big stupid wheel

sarah call me up
three o nine nine 3 three 1
where did you go now

build a big tree house
it's soo totally bitchen!!
i can Play alone!!

subject, typed too fast
that's not how people spell "van"
that's just how life goes

work for a living
tom call. overtime high score
death for a working

a libra birthday
careful, here comes destruction
everyday this month

big twig goes SNAP
sarah, guess who is a bitch
what a load of crap

i follow a pony
the damn thing shits everywhere
always smell like her

jumpped off a stopped train
destined for nowhere, and fast
hide behind bushes.