Okay I want to make a movie that is about a simple man who fixes ATM machines for a living, and takes his dogs to the dog park every day ( Read more... )

Me am eat pi.

So here I am, mindin' my own business, takin' out my broiled tilapia fish I fixed. It is very hot, and when I open the oven the fire alarm screams. In my frenzy, my brain said it was a good idea to eat a piece of the tilapia. Because I am easily suggestible, I went for it ( Read more... )

I have decided my dream is to live a glam rock lifestyle.

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Guys I saw a clip from that new adult swim show and it's not good at all.

The end.

I plan to create an album of fake songs, as Liam Lynch did. Except more.
So far I have a fake DragonForce song and a fake Mountain Goats song written. Titled Winter of the Mournful Sun and Going to Austin, respectively.

It's too bad I don't know how to make music.

The end.

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What an awful end to an atrocious week.

The good part was dreaming about having facial hair.

I need rest and some good cuddling.

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