somewhat paraphrased. still fucking hilarious.
Transcribed extract from Cort&Fatboy podcast, Friday June 5th.
(after an enlightening conversation on Cort's genitalia expensing alcoholic beverages)
Fatboy: This is what happens when we both wear our newsboy caps. Maybe that's where the absurdity comes from. When I take off my newsboy cap, I'm very mundane and bland but I put it on and suddenly a whole vista of stupid shit becomes apparent to me.
Cort: See, I normally don't wear mine because you always wear your newsboy cap and if I wear one, then somebody will invariably walk by the office and say, "Hurfff did you guys plan that?"
Fatboy: "Did you guys call each other?"
(further discussion on similarities on current attire)
Cort: Maybe I should call you at the beginning of the day just to make sure we're not wearing the same shit.
Fatboy: I've stopped wearing my superhero t-shirts.
Cort: So many days we came into work the same day wearing the Superman shirt.
Fatboy: And then we try to lameass our way out of it like, "Mine's blue and his is black and the S-emblem on his is noticeably bigger and mine is small and fits comfortably between my mammaries."
Cort: I also find that the best way to retort to somebody saying, "So what, did you call each other?" is to take it to the far extreme. "No, after I came in his ass, I whispered in his ear, 'Hey let's both wear our Superman shirts tomorrow!'." and people then go, "Oh Jesus Christ" and leave the room.
Fatboy: (laughter) "We were in the middle of felching and then I had an idea. I spat out his hot jelly spend onto his stomach and then told him, 'We should dress the same today, lover!'."
Cort: (roffling)
Fatboy: "..and he rubbed it into his stomach like a horny otter and said, 'Why yes! What a grrrrand idea!"
Cort: (still roffling) Horny otter..
Fatboy: I apologize, it started out a funny little anecdote about how we're dressed the same and it turned into--
Cort: Again it goes--
Fatboy: I know. At least this one didn't end with an abuse to the Bloody Mary drink.
(after an enlightening conversation on Cort's genitalia expensing alcoholic beverages)
Fatboy: This is what happens when we both wear our newsboy caps. Maybe that's where the absurdity comes from. When I take off my newsboy cap, I'm very mundane and bland but I put it on and suddenly a whole vista of stupid shit becomes apparent to me.
Cort: See, I normally don't wear mine because you always wear your newsboy cap and if I wear one, then somebody will invariably walk by the office and say, "Hurfff did you guys plan that?"
Fatboy: "Did you guys call each other?"
(further discussion on similarities on current attire)
Cort: Maybe I should call you at the beginning of the day just to make sure we're not wearing the same shit.
Fatboy: I've stopped wearing my superhero t-shirts.
Cort: So many days we came into work the same day wearing the Superman shirt.
Fatboy: And then we try to lameass our way out of it like, "Mine's blue and his is black and the S-emblem on his is noticeably bigger and mine is small and fits comfortably between my mammaries."
Cort: I also find that the best way to retort to somebody saying, "So what, did you call each other?" is to take it to the far extreme. "No, after I came in his ass, I whispered in his ear, 'Hey let's both wear our Superman shirts tomorrow!'." and people then go, "Oh Jesus Christ" and leave the room.
Fatboy: (laughter) "We were in the middle of felching and then I had an idea. I spat out his hot jelly spend onto his stomach and then told him, 'We should dress the same today, lover!'."
Cort: (roffling)
Fatboy: "..and he rubbed it into his stomach like a horny otter and said, 'Why yes! What a grrrrand idea!"
Cort: (still roffling) Horny otter..
Fatboy: I apologize, it started out a funny little anecdote about how we're dressed the same and it turned into--
Cort: Again it goes--
Fatboy: I know. At least this one didn't end with an abuse to the Bloody Mary drink.