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fivil

hp fandom post: hbp fears, cracked!theory and survey.

Mar 13, 2005 15:18

( cut for those who really don't give a fuck about that crazy fandom about the boy who lived. )

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immora March 13 2005, 16:34:52 UTC

Slightly incorrect poll answer-- I'm getting the British children's cover BUT I'm also getting the American the day it comes out, because I can't wait to read it and then I let my family read my American copy. And I kind of like having the illustrations, just to see what they are if nothing else. ;(

fivil March 13 2005, 18:27:00 UTC

Ahh, yes, the American one has the illustrations. I think they'll only be selling the British covers here, so yeah.

happiestwhen March 14 2005, 00:00:58 UTC

In other words, HE'S NOT GOING TO WEAR LEATHER PANTS AND SMIRK SEXILY AND BE DUMBLEDORE'S SPY

OMG, HE'S NOT!?!?!? *burns things* My life is over. Also, your fandom rants are the best thing ever.

fivil March 14 2005, 17:29:20 UTC

You still have fic, silly little Draco-fan! *pats head*

I live to give fandom a bitch slap every now and then. :]

I totes read "Gothic Gryffindor" ;) mercurycirce March 14 2005, 00:47:30 UTC

3) I came up with this at 1am, the hour of Awesome and True Ideas.

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OotP was brilliant. Sirius just gets lost. Harry screams his fucking head off which is what traumatised teenagers tend to do and everyone gets their knickers in a twist. AND WHO DOES NOT LIKE KNICKERS?! HMMM?!

I seriously think Salazar's book was COS and Godric's book is HBP. Oh, and Snape is totally married to someone and protecting them or something. PLUSPLUSPLUS, chapter four is called Draco's Detour and I reckon he goes and breaks them all free from Azkaban with his new tattoo :DDDD

*blabs on about teh Potter*

Re: I totes read "Gothic Gryffindor" ;) fivil March 14 2005, 17:34:47 UTC

Gothic Gryffindor! I think I read a badfic like that once. Or even if I didn't, it's probably out there. Harry is sexy in it, and evil, and lured to Slytherin, or something. Draco is like "Join the dark side!" and Harry is all, "Can't.Resist."

Oooh, Snape-is-married theory! Maybe it's Dumbledore, that's why Dumbledore trusts him! (Hmm, disturbing.)

I forgot about the chapter titles. Something Felix Felinus or something - I figure there's a cat girl or something. From some anime series. Okay, no. But Draco's Detour is interesting. It's probably something lame like a chapter dedicated to everyone laughing at Draco for getting lost in the woods. Which obviously makes no bloody sense, but neither does Hermione being Harry's sister but that's still obviously true.

:-* mercurycirce March 14 2005, 19:43:30 UTC

HAHAHA I am sure I have seen that fic too. In about 80 different sodding forms. It's funny how fanon Harry and Draco are so fucking far away from canon Harry and Draco.

Ahahahahahahahaha, yes. To all of the above. Maybe he is married to felix whatserface and it really is Mrs. Norris or Mrs. Figg's cat or something. A cat MUST get shagged in this book or I REFUSE TO EVER READ JKR'S WORK AGAIN >:O

No, all chapters that have had a name of a character in have led to Big Plottiness Of Doom; Hermione's Secret (the Time Turner), Mad Eye Moody (uh... well, I'm sure you know what that one is), etc. Even Snape's Worst Memory carries knowledge worth knowing.

Hermione is TOTALLY Harry's sister. But only if Ron can be their big hairy ginger baby. Lily Potter had ginger hair! That's where he got it from!