dear femslashex author-person-entity
Ack, the letter is here! Sorry mystery author, I kept putting off writing it because it's weirdly hard for me to talk about things I like. Since I already took too long, I'll try not to ramble.
Stuff I like: I enjoy weird humor, AUs, distant courtships, ladies doing heroic (stupid) things that get them all beat up, ladies reading to each other (whatever, leave me alone), "we really shouldn't be doing this! oh oops, we are", crossovers, emsembles, fic about how none of this would've happened if certain people had remembered to feed the dragon or lock the door. Also, I don't mind if you stray from canon as long as I can still recognize the characters. Also (2x), here's the link to my relatively up to date delicious bookmarks.
Things I hate: pointless fluff, pointless I love yous, endings where there's no hope in the horizon (if dark!fic is your thing, please leave a window open after the characters have been through hell and back? lol), noncon, extreme gore, shrimp. If you want to write kink, I don't care much for bondage, but I do love D/s. I think the only kinky stuff that I legit wouldn't like is anything involving poop, vomit, piss drinking or nursing (adults).
Fandom specifics (but not really)!
DCU: I think all those relationships I picked have a touch of bittersweetness to them, so those ladies don't have to start together/stay together throughout your story, but like I said, I like a little hope in the horizon. Also, I have sadly read a ton of comics, so if you want to make canon soup, or pick a specific run, or include other characters, I will probably still be familiar with it.
Homestuck: Man, what don't I love about this ridiculous comic full of ridiculousness? (Gamzee and Eridan, that's what.)
Once Upon a Time: Hmmm I guess all I ask is that you don't obsessively victimize Regina? I know she's had a shitty life, but that's not all there is to her existence. And as for Ruby and Belle and Aurora and Mulan, I'd love theirs to be a tentative romance (whereas Regina and Emma come together like gasoline and fire). You can set it in Storybrooke or FTL or wherever. I'll be happy.
RPF: Ahhh RPF has always been the land of AUs to me, so whoever you choose to write, I'd love it if you could do something like that. Superheroes, spies, cops, chefs, whatever. We all know Jay-Z is really Batman.
Go forth and conquer, everything will be okay, etc etc.
Stuff I like: I enjoy weird humor, AUs, distant courtships, ladies doing heroic (stupid) things that get them all beat up, ladies reading to each other (whatever, leave me alone), "we really shouldn't be doing this! oh oops, we are", crossovers, emsembles, fic about how none of this would've happened if certain people had remembered to feed the dragon or lock the door. Also, I don't mind if you stray from canon as long as I can still recognize the characters. Also (2x), here's the link to my relatively up to date delicious bookmarks.
Things I hate: pointless fluff, pointless I love yous, endings where there's no hope in the horizon (if dark!fic is your thing, please leave a window open after the characters have been through hell and back? lol), noncon, extreme gore, shrimp. If you want to write kink, I don't care much for bondage, but I do love D/s. I think the only kinky stuff that I legit wouldn't like is anything involving poop, vomit, piss drinking or nursing (adults).
Fandom specifics (but not really)!
DCU: I think all those relationships I picked have a touch of bittersweetness to them, so those ladies don't have to start together/stay together throughout your story, but like I said, I like a little hope in the horizon. Also, I have sadly read a ton of comics, so if you want to make canon soup, or pick a specific run, or include other characters, I will probably still be familiar with it.
Homestuck: Man, what don't I love about this ridiculous comic full of ridiculousness? (Gamzee and Eridan, that's what.)
Once Upon a Time: Hmmm I guess all I ask is that you don't obsessively victimize Regina? I know she's had a shitty life, but that's not all there is to her existence. And as for Ruby and Belle and Aurora and Mulan, I'd love theirs to be a tentative romance (whereas Regina and Emma come together like gasoline and fire). You can set it in Storybrooke or FTL or wherever. I'll be happy.
RPF: Ahhh RPF has always been the land of AUs to me, so whoever you choose to write, I'd love it if you could do something like that. Superheroes, spies, cops, chefs, whatever. We all know Jay-Z is really Batman.
Go forth and conquer, everything will be okay, etc etc.