drive-by update: alice morgan is my girlfriend
HELLO LJ.
It's 5am--the best time, naturally, to have a drive-by update about two very important things:
A) I've started watching Luther. This may or may not have been prompted by my suddenly confusing Ruth Wilson and Rose Wilson, as you do, but the point is YES. YES, EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. It's got Idris Elba not making me as sad as he did in Sometimes in April. It's got Ruth Wilson and her eyebrows being absolutely brilliant. It's got ridiculously pretty shots of bridges and water and possibly stinky skies.
This is also the show responsible for making me fall in love with the girl who shot her dog four times. How is- how is that a thing that is real and has happened to me? I just clap my hands at everything Alice does, it's really sad. SHE'S IN YOUR HOUSE, DRINKING YOUR WINE. I also really want her to be best friends with Serial Killer Quinn Fabray, who: a) needs a friend; b) was totally going to kill Finn that one time/what is a haircut?; c) would eat up the whole "love corrupts and gives you sadface" thing; d) wouldn't oppose having someone to go for math/physics homework?
THIS IS A THING, I AM JUST SAYING. BROWNIE'S HONOR.
B)He also asked where in the movie that they'd like to visit again, and Selena said The Corinthia Hotel in Budapest because it was so nice, had a fun pool and it has a steam room with stars. Leighton agreed and said that the steam room was so dark that they were both in there for about 20 minutes and laughed that it took that long to discover they were both in there.
Um.
Um.
(If this were anyone but Selena, I'd say "curse your sudden but inevitable sexcapade!", but since it is Selena, I'll say this ended in an innocent lesson from Gay Yoda Leighton. Look, I'm just reluctant to think about Selena petting anything that isn't shaped like Demi Lovato*, okay?)
Thank you, and good morning.
*Currently out there asking Britney Spears to sign her boob.
It's 5am--the best time, naturally, to have a drive-by update about two very important things:
A) I've started watching Luther. This may or may not have been prompted by my suddenly confusing Ruth Wilson and Rose Wilson, as you do, but the point is YES. YES, EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. It's got Idris Elba not making me as sad as he did in Sometimes in April. It's got Ruth Wilson and her eyebrows being absolutely brilliant. It's got ridiculously pretty shots of bridges and water and possibly stinky skies.
This is also the show responsible for making me fall in love with the girl who shot her dog four times. How is- how is that a thing that is real and has happened to me? I just clap my hands at everything Alice does, it's really sad. SHE'S IN YOUR HOUSE, DRINKING YOUR WINE. I also really want her to be best friends with Serial Killer Quinn Fabray, who: a) needs a friend; b) was totally going to kill Finn that one time/what is a haircut?; c) would eat up the whole "love corrupts and gives you sadface" thing; d) wouldn't oppose having someone to go for math/physics homework?
THIS IS A THING, I AM JUST SAYING. BROWNIE'S HONOR.
B)He also asked where in the movie that they'd like to visit again, and Selena said The Corinthia Hotel in Budapest because it was so nice, had a fun pool and it has a steam room with stars. Leighton agreed and said that the steam room was so dark that they were both in there for about 20 minutes and laughed that it took that long to discover they were both in there.
Um.
Um.
(If this were anyone but Selena, I'd say "curse your sudden but inevitable sexcapade!", but since it is Selena, I'll say this ended in an innocent lesson from Gay Yoda Leighton. Look, I'm just reluctant to think about Selena petting anything that isn't shaped like Demi Lovato*, okay?)
Thank you, and good morning.
*Currently out there asking Britney Spears to sign her boob.