pwomp.
Okay, so I am the most ridiculously volatile person, because I was genuinely entertained by Gossip Girl this week. And by genuinely entertained I mean I suddenly realized Lily van der Woodsen was going to jail, which means everything Gossip Gays has ever said about her being an assassin? True. Also, leg warmers. Also, Aunt Carol will totally bring Lily some pot brownies while she's in jail, but not chlamydia.
I missed the episode where Vanessa did whatever it is that made everyone mad at her? Or maybe I didn't and I just don't remember why that is a big deal, but it seems like they've decided all Vanessa is good for is being randomly evil, which still beats being Nate right now. Nate Archibald, what are you? He's, like, Thing That Raina Talks To. He could've been a pretty flower vase. Why is Gossip Girl always doing that? Why did it drop the ball when it could've made the hilarious Blair-Georgina-Vanessa Living Situation a thing? Since Dan is obviously taken right now, at least get Nate back to being Chuck's wife or something.
ALSO, TAYLOR MOMSEN YOUR JOB IS IN JEOPARDY. They've brought in that Charlie person, who I didn't actually hate at first, but then I realized she wanted to be Gay Baby Charlie and that is straight up heresy. You are the Holy Gay Baby, Tay-Tay. YOU ARE THE SWAN QUEEN.
...There were going to be pictures, but I got tired.
To make you lose even more faith in my person, I will also talk about Grey's Anatomy. Now that we, inhabitants of this house, have finished season four, do you know what I realized? That I hate Erica Hahn, that I strongly feel like Patrick Dempsey and that guy who play Sloan are the show's actual OTP, and that my mom wins forever for telling Seth Green that no, his girlfriend didn't leave him because he didn't make her laugh anymore (or because his artery could explode, whatever.) She left him because he was a werewolf.
BUT WAIT, I can make it worse. I can also say I watched Glee and woke up super pleased next day, until I realized I was pleased because I'd read Five Stages before going to bed and totally forgot that the amount of Santana I'd been exposed to in the previous day? Fic, not television.
One day, Bruciana Wayne. One day.
Annnnd I spent my afternoon making pamphlets that Emma Pillsbury has sent Alfred Pennyworth, to be forwarded to the rest of the Bat family.
Please kill me.
I missed the episode where Vanessa did whatever it is that made everyone mad at her? Or maybe I didn't and I just don't remember why that is a big deal, but it seems like they've decided all Vanessa is good for is being randomly evil, which still beats being Nate right now. Nate Archibald, what are you? He's, like, Thing That Raina Talks To. He could've been a pretty flower vase. Why is Gossip Girl always doing that? Why did it drop the ball when it could've made the hilarious Blair-Georgina-Vanessa Living Situation a thing? Since Dan is obviously taken right now, at least get Nate back to being Chuck's wife or something.
ALSO, TAYLOR MOMSEN YOUR JOB IS IN JEOPARDY. They've brought in that Charlie person, who I didn't actually hate at first, but then I realized she wanted to be Gay Baby Charlie and that is straight up heresy. You are the Holy Gay Baby, Tay-Tay. YOU ARE THE SWAN QUEEN.
...There were going to be pictures, but I got tired.
To make you lose even more faith in my person, I will also talk about Grey's Anatomy. Now that we, inhabitants of this house, have finished season four, do you know what I realized? That I hate Erica Hahn, that I strongly feel like Patrick Dempsey and that guy who play Sloan are the show's actual OTP, and that my mom wins forever for telling Seth Green that no, his girlfriend didn't leave him because he didn't make her laugh anymore (or because his artery could explode, whatever.) She left him because he was a werewolf.
BUT WAIT, I can make it worse. I can also say I watched Glee and woke up super pleased next day, until I realized I was pleased because I'd read Five Stages before going to bed and totally forgot that the amount of Santana I'd been exposed to in the previous day? Fic, not television.
One day, Bruciana Wayne. One day.
Annnnd I spent my afternoon making pamphlets that Emma Pillsbury has sent Alfred Pennyworth, to be forwarded to the rest of the Bat family.
Please kill me.