Gossip Girl. GOSSIP GIRL.
OH, GOSSIP GIRL.
Okay, so as I was watching I kept thinking I should maybe post about it, because the following things had happened:
- They remembered that Chuck tried to rape Jenny (granted, I still skipped most Chuck stuff - except Lily-is-Chuck's-Mommy stuff, because my heart is weak.)
- Blair and Serena schemed together and not against each other.
- Eric was back!
AND THEN THINGS WENT FROM COOL TO AWESOME.
Georgina finally admitted that Dan's baby wasn't Dan's baby and whatever. Dan's reaction to her explanation?
"But this is all just a cover because you're really a Russian spy."
(Georgina isn't, allegedly. Not that she wasn't approached.)
That is totally proof that I failed extra hard when I forgot that Michelle Trachtenberg has ~Russian blood in her veins~ and totally knows that Leighton is KGB.
Then Serena and Blair saw Nate making poor life choices with boring serial killer Ruby Juliet, and left together.
Serena's face. Serena's face.
Cut to Blair's room, where this was happening,
(Has Blair finally managed to get laid with candles in the vicinity?)
And then Blair invited Serena to move in with her.
YES, FIRST THEY HAD GAY TIMES IN PARIS, THEN THEY MOVED IN TOGETHER. Dan isn't the only lesbian who sticks with the stereotype. (PS: Nice painting/Those butterfly thingies were totally from Georgina's side of the dorm.)
ALSO, you know how I started this season (well, more like ended last season) laughing at the mere notion that this was Dan's baby or that Georgina was even pregnant? Well, now that they confirmed that the baby wasn't Dan's, I AM CONVINCED THAT HE IS.
BEHOLD:
YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT.
Basically,
Okay, so as I was watching I kept thinking I should maybe post about it, because the following things had happened:
- They remembered that Chuck tried to rape Jenny (granted, I still skipped most Chuck stuff - except Lily-is-Chuck's-Mommy stuff, because my heart is weak.)
- Blair and Serena schemed together and not against each other.
- Eric was back!
AND THEN THINGS WENT FROM COOL TO AWESOME.
Georgina finally admitted that Dan's baby wasn't Dan's baby and whatever. Dan's reaction to her explanation?
"But this is all just a cover because you're really a Russian spy."
(Georgina isn't, allegedly. Not that she wasn't approached.)
That is totally proof that I failed extra hard when I forgot that Michelle Trachtenberg has ~Russian blood in her veins~ and totally knows that Leighton is KGB.
Then Serena and Blair saw Nate making poor life choices with boring serial killer Ruby Juliet, and left together.
Serena's face. Serena's face.
Cut to Blair's room, where this was happening,
(Has Blair finally managed to get laid with candles in the vicinity?)
And then Blair invited Serena to move in with her.
YES, FIRST THEY HAD GAY TIMES IN PARIS, THEN THEY MOVED IN TOGETHER. Dan isn't the only lesbian who sticks with the stereotype. (PS: Nice painting/Those butterfly thingies were totally from Georgina's side of the dorm.)
ALSO, you know how I started this season (well, more like ended last season) laughing at the mere notion that this was Dan's baby or that Georgina was even pregnant? Well, now that they confirmed that the baby wasn't Dan's, I AM CONVINCED THAT HE IS.
BEHOLD:
YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT.
Basically,