Now with less rage blackouts. Sort of.
Okay, so. I had my shirt on backwards for most of the day (this, along with mismatching pajama tops and bottoms, is my Pokemon power) and I missed the bus. The first part wasn't so bad (see: Pokemon power) because I had an epic coat on, BUT THE REST DID SUCK PRETTY BAD. I swear there are some wacky shenanigans going on with bus drivers after the World Cup started. They went from annoyingly late to ridiculously early. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, BUS?
I am so not a fan of how some professors just fuck around and ramble until they have less than a month to get down to business and suddenly I haz no time. At least femslash10 is happening during my break. ALSO, it does not help that all I want to do is sit at home and watch the World Cup. I wasn't home when the US did that magic thing this morning, but I got to watch Germany and Ghana and THAT ASAMOAH GYAN, WHY IS HE NOT FIRED? So many great opportunities lost, dude!
And I was going to end this entry here, but then the 'shirt on backwards' thing reminded me of Max Russo, and now I want to formally complain about how pirateygoodness was all Wah-Wah-Selena Gomez and now she doesn't even watch Wizards of Waverly Place as much as I do, and there is no one I can go to when my brain is screaming "ALEX AND JUSTIN PLAYING MARRIED PEOPLE, ARE YOU FOR REAL, WRITERS?" or "DEAR ALEX, I LIKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND STEVIE PS: EVIL LESBIAN CLICHÉ".
Ahem.
Anyway, do you know how I know beyond a doubt that flying really is hard?
When even this free bitch can't successfully miss the ground.
I am so not a fan of how some professors just fuck around and ramble until they have less than a month to get down to business and suddenly I haz no time. At least femslash10 is happening during my break. ALSO, it does not help that all I want to do is sit at home and watch the World Cup. I wasn't home when the US did that magic thing this morning, but I got to watch Germany and Ghana and THAT ASAMOAH GYAN, WHY IS HE NOT FIRED? So many great opportunities lost, dude!
And I was going to end this entry here, but then the 'shirt on backwards' thing reminded me of Max Russo, and now I want to formally complain about how pirateygoodness was all Wah-Wah-Selena Gomez and now she doesn't even watch Wizards of Waverly Place as much as I do, and there is no one I can go to when my brain is screaming "ALEX AND JUSTIN PLAYING MARRIED PEOPLE, ARE YOU FOR REAL, WRITERS?" or "DEAR ALEX, I LIKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND STEVIE PS: EVIL LESBIAN CLICHÉ".
Ahem.
Anyway, do you know how I know beyond a doubt that flying really is hard?
When even this free bitch can't successfully miss the ground.