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fivetongued

second step up.

Jan 29, 2009 00:52

[the sound of various suitcases being kicked, shoved, and otherwise abused can be heard in the background]

Where the fuck did all this shit come from? And why is it right next to MY room--?!

I can barely get down the hall halfway before I run into all this crap! There's no way there are this many people on this piece-of-junk ship -- and even if ( Read more... )

hello bossy, wtf, vulgarity for the win, angry nnoitra is angry, suitcases everywhere

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psychoticracer January 29 2009, 09:10:54 UTC

Don't you have a stunning vocabulary~

Word of advice, newcomer - if you go trying to kill a crewmember, make it over something worthwhile. Redd punishes extra special for that, it'd be a bloody shame to spend several hours dying in screaming agony over a pair of chopsticks. You know, inconvenient.

fivetongued January 29 2009, 18:03:23 UTC

Punishes? What is this, some sorta girlie camp for pansy-asses? I'll kill whoever the hell I like and I'll get away with it. Who do you think I am, anyway? Chhh.

He likes Nnoitra~ psychoticracer January 29 2009, 18:19:18 UTC

Oooh, that's what they'd like it to be, I'm sure. They try hard enough to de-fang us.

You'll kill whomever you like, I'm sure. But you won't get away with it. Captain can teleport you into bondage or the brig, you get three days for murder. Which really, IS little more than an annoyance, but considering whomever you kill comes back after a day? Pick your targets and make 'em worth it. Unless you really like cooling your heels.

Wouldn't know who you are, you haven't introduced yourself, rookie.

Wow, first person EVER! fivetongued January 29 2009, 19:00:30 UTC

Fuck, I was hoping you were gonna deny that bullshit. So they really wanna shut us down using cheap-ass tactics like that? What a fucking gyp. I oughtta put 'em in their place.

[Nnoitra scowls]

People... wait, what? They come BACK when they die? Oh. Oh no, come on! Ugh!

[the sound of something breaking can be heard clearly in the background]

...ghh. Name's Nnoitra Jiruga. Don't call me rookie, I'll rip your face off.

Erol's special that way. Nnoitra reminds him of himself, with LESS self-control. psychoticracer January 29 2009, 19:12:43 UTC

I'd say better men than you have tried, but we've none of us been able to find the asshole. Well - I've SEEN him, but he pulled that teleportation-into-restraints bullshit I mentioned earier.

Then he took my arm off with a chainsaw.

Annoying.

*snickers at the tantrum* What IS it with people thinking the point of killing is to get the victim out of the way forever? That's just an added bonus to me...

Name's Commander Erol, and if you don't want me to call you that then stop acting like one~

Oh snap. I take it that's not a good thing? :| fivetongued January 29 2009, 20:22:04 UTC

Sonuva.

Well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one out there who wants to maim him a little. Even if he does have chainsaws. Fucking ridiculous excuse for a weapon, y' don't even have to put any muscle behind it. This captain must be a total weakling.

It's the fight I really savor, not so much the slaughtering. It's fun regardless though, I just figure if you've been defeated you don't have any reason to be walking around anymore.

Erol, eh. Well, Erol, congratulations -- you're the only person on this goddamn boat so far that I've talked to and don't already hate.

Batou said Erol had the impulse control of an infant. XD psychoticracer January 29 2009, 21:01:40 UTC

There are a couple of us around. If we ever pin down the Captain's location he's gonna have a reeeal long line of people waiting to do him a few... favors. Like skin his eardrums for him.

I prefer skill and speed to power, myself. But whatever gets you off, yes?

You can toss that theory about defeat right out the window, here. I've died, I've killed, and everyone's still up and breathing. Except for the undead, they're just up, hah.

Sentiment's returned, it's nice to see what sounds like another killer come down the pipes. I'd like to see you work sometime, see if you measure up to your ego or if you're all bark~

... l-lol fivetongued January 29 2009, 21:10:35 UTC

Ehh? Who are the others, then? Wouldn't mind meeting some of 'em, if they're tolerable that is. I'm not the biggest fan of working together, but if that's the only way to take that motherfucker down -- I'm all for it.

Ff, sure. If I find someone who needs to be dead, I'll invite you to come and enjoy the show. Even though they'll just resurrect the next day. God, that's bullshit.

I know rite. He's being very good w/Nnoitra actually. psychoticracer January 29 2009, 22:17:30 UTC

Mmm. I won't give out names at this point in the game. Get yourself situated, learn your way around a little. I guarantee things here are different from wherever the hell you call home. Get used to them or you're just a liability.

Prove you're not just a loud-mouth who's never come up against anything meaner than a Lurker Crab and is full of himself because he's never been beaten by one, and I'll see what I can do.

Until then I'm not doing anyone any favors by turning you on to them.

Of course, you can find out who's who around here by yourself, as well.

Apparently so. And you know Nnoitra can be worse too D: fivetongued January 29 2009, 22:58:32 UTC

Tch, fine, be that way. I'll take your word for what it's worth, wouldn't mind looking to see if there's anything interesting on this forsaken piece of crap anyway.

Lurker Crab? Never heard of 'em. Care to inform me?

Apparently so. OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE. psychoticracer January 29 2009, 23:12:58 UTC

Lurker Crab. 'bout three, four feet tall, spiral shell, nasty pinch. Have to wait for them to reach out at you so they bare a vulnerable spot. Kid stuff.

As for points of interest, there I CAN help you. Camp Carnival on 04, Spectacular Spectacular theater on - Deck 08 I think, could be wrong - and the perpetual fire here on 11.

Then there's the deck with the sky, 13, and on 15 there are caves. Didn't used to be able to go beyond 12, I'm willing to bet more can be opened up, especially because no one's hit the brig deck yet.

That enough to go on, Nnoitra?

Oh yes. If you haven't noticed, any weapons you had are gone. Sorry. Sharpen your own knives from the restaurants or go bare-handed.

HORRIBLE THINGS. fivetongued January 29 2009, 23:38:07 UTC

Sounds like a piece of cake. Less, even. I'd blow that shit up in an instant. And are you serious when you say that crud is really on this boat? Feh, this place might be more interesting than I thought... some of 'em sound fruity but I guess I can at least, y'know... glance.

You've been helpful. I'll remember it.

psychoticracer January 29 2009, 23:49:34 UTC

No no, 'crabs come from back home. Figures they aren't universal, no one even knows what eco is.

Blow things up? Oh. You rely on powers.

Heh.

Have fun figuring out how much they've been dampened. Suggest you do that away from Carnival.

fivetongued January 30 2009, 00:25:44 UTC

Eh, powers aren't the only thing I have in my arsenal. I'm better than that, believe me.

And I already know, damn it all. If I could do everything I did before those bitches kidnapped me, this boat would've be history ages ago.

psychoticracer January 30 2009, 00:30:48 UTC

Hmmm. And can you still "blow things up?"

Because a talent like that would be useful indeed.

fivetongued January 30 2009, 18:08:39 UTC

Well. A little bit. Che, it wouldn't even be enough to toast one of the cabins anymore... but it's still there, yeah. Bastards.

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