o16; are you RETARDED OR SOMETHING? // voice

[fivestepsahead]

[ ooc; notes before I even start: this is Frank Miller's Batman, from All-Star Batman and Robin. He is extremely offensive as a character. All women are whores, all lesbians are trapping men into fantasies, gays are little better than women and trappers, yada yada yadda. Prone to going into soliloquys. Vocally-wise he sounds like Bruce would if he

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[most_feared]

[What is this fresh faced fuckery.] Dick Grayson? As in the flying- what do you mean "rats to eat"?

[I almost feel sorry for killing his family. It had to be done, but dear god. Now you think about that...]

You can't be Batman.

[kingofrooks]

I don't \repeat myself. Who are you?

You sound small.

[most_feared]

Really? You sound like an ass. And not often does the pot get to notice the kettle being cookware so openly. [A chuckle. No, he's not answering that question.]

[most_feared]

Yes, that's very nice. [Dismissively. ...He will look later, though. Because he's curious.]

[kingofrooks]

... Harvey Dent, right?

I didn't realize you sound like such a pansy.

[most_feared]

You've used every other word in the book, don't falter on us now when you could do so much better than "pansy". [There's the sound of a coin flip in the background.]

...You can't be Batman. You really can't.

[kingofrooks]

How about homo? Do you have something going on with the Riddler, eh? Is that why he's with you?

[most_feared]

Yes, but you know we're thinking of you the entire time. Just so you don't feel left out.

[kingofrooks]

Don't. You might taint me.

[most_feared]

[Wait, he took that seriously?!] Did you just accuse us of tainting you from thinking of your dick? [This might be the happiest day of his life. There might be more to this infectious thought thing than he previously guessed.]

Excuse us, we need to go find a secluded spot to think of you and beat off. [only not really.]

[kingofrooks]

[ You have a low, deep growl. ]

I always known that your little pansy ass wants me, Dent. But keep your filthy, homo thoughts away from my dick.

You're not worthy of it.

[most_feared]

You- [chuckle] you thin- [LAUGH] -OH gawd, HAH... [laughing, so much laughing.]

[And then suddenly dead serious.] What can we say, Bats. You bring out the worst in us.

[kingofrooks]

I should've known all that of you are homos.

[most_feared]

We have to ask because we're compelled to for some reason. Both of us. Who... is worthy of it?

[kingofrooks]

Nobody.