o16; are you RETARDED OR SOMETHING? // voice
[ ooc; notes before I even start: this is Frank Miller's Batman, from All-Star Batman and Robin. He is extremely offensive as a character. All women are whores, all lesbians are trapping men into fantasies, gays are little better than women and trappers, yada yada yadda. Prone to going into soliloquys. Vocally-wise he sounds like Bruce would if he has a shitty sore throat.
Are we all good? Let's go. Oh- I'm replying as kingofrooks and this account. ]
This piece of goddamn equipment- [ Sharp rustling, banging, PAM PAM PAM. ] Fuck!
Alright. I've seen your shitty little boat and I've read what you've been saying. Fuck, you're all a bunch of whining little prancies, aren't you? It's as if all of you were dropped as a child.
[ Coarse laughter. ]
The guy who was here before me, he's the worst of all. No, I'm not him, and don't even think of me as him. I'm the better version, bitches.
Who am I? I'm the goddamn Batman.
And someone find me Dick Grayson, AGE TWELVE [ you can hear the capitals ] around here? He's probably whining somewhere. He's got training to do. Rats to eat.
Are we all good? Let's go. Oh- I'm replying as kingofrooks and this account. ]
This piece of goddamn equipment- [ Sharp rustling, banging, PAM PAM PAM. ] Fuck!
Alright. I've seen your shitty little boat and I've read what you've been saying. Fuck, you're all a bunch of whining little prancies, aren't you? It's as if all of you were dropped as a child.
[ Coarse laughter. ]
The guy who was here before me, he's the worst of all. No, I'm not him, and don't even think of me as him. I'm the better version, bitches.
Who am I? I'm the goddamn Batman.
And someone find me Dick Grayson, AGE TWELVE [ you can hear the capitals ] around here? He's probably whining somewhere. He's got training to do. Rats to eat.