TAZWELL!!!!!

happy birthday, dearheart.

i'm working on a gift for you as we speak.

Love you, darling.

Take care, make merry, and don't do anything i wouldn't do. in public.

like drugs or strange women.

or men for that matter.

-squints-

FEEL THE LOVE!!!!

 Dear Tazwell,

QUIT'CHER GOOBERISHNESS, WOMAN!

Thank you.

Sincerely,

J.D.