[There is a very important bulletin out from your very friendly doctor. It reads:

FREE PHYSICALS
Visit the main floor infirmary for a free physical, because the majority of people here certainly need them.

Yes, it's that time of year. Check up time!]

[Meeting Ivanya at the celebration yesterday was certainly a surprise to Jane. She had wondered where the Russian had gone; their last encounter being in the room with all the kittens ( Read more... )

[HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE!]

[Come to the roof to do American things! Like have cookouts, and eat watermelon. Stay for the fireworks, too.]

[As she can find neither Para-Medic nor any of the Colonels to share her special day with (and Ivan's been pretty weird and MIA lately), Ivanya decides to pick a random floor and explore. The lucky floor today is floor number twelve. Immediately she finds a door with strange, awful, and scary noises behind it. ...She sure as hell doesn't open it ( Read more... )

[THUNK THUNK ( Read more... )

[So no matter how hard she ran, the one trip to the gym didn't shave fifty pounds off her courtesy of those fucking chocolate truffles that are hereby banned from the new Soviet Union. Well, shit. She always had a model-figure so Ivanya isn't quite sure how to handle this.

...

Well, vodka always works.]

[[ fffffff 8D SUP GUYS ]]

[Unaware of Naked Snake's escape from the cell block, courtesy of their very own Lieutenant Leonov, Major Raikova has taken it upon herself to put up fliers she's written up herself proclaiming the good news...

And they read:]

Citizens of attention!Because of recent capture and detention of the terrorist of the rebel, we of Soviet Union have ( Read more... )

[On the 7th floor the Raikovs have created an office to manage their affairs with this beautiful new Soviet Union. In front of it there is a "suggestion" box bearing the official Soviet insignia with a sign written in both Russian (perfectly) and English (like this):

Please help us with promotion CCCP, bringing your questions, comments, and ( Read more... )

ATTENTION! Everyone must please make their way to the gymnasium for a very special and mandatory meeting! Thank you and have a good day.

[No matter where you are or what you're doing, you've heard this announcement over the loudspeaker.

Should you make your way to the gym (and you should), you'll find two Raikovs, a large screen, and a boom box ( Read more... )

[In the infant hours of morning there sits a Raikova in the kitchen ( Read more... )