Black Friday: NPC Shopocalypse

[volginswaifu]

Very suddenly, in the afterglow of a warm Thanksgiving dinner (for those of whom are Yankee bastards), the shopping gates of hell open in the Nexus and in spill NPCs until every nook and cranny of hallway is a bustling like a New York subway

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[vrtrainee]

I don't even own a DVD player!

[Shouts a significantly shorter blonde, currently drowning within the mass of people.]

[He's currently trying his damnedest to reach a door and escape.]

[vrtrainee]

[More to himself than anything:] What the heck is a remora...?

[Jack usually isn't up for being saved, but considering this guy just flung an old lady like the Oblivion physics engine a ragdoll, maybe he'd better listen.]

[But then, Jack got an idea.]

Hey everybody, there's a, uh...really good sale down the hall! [He pointed in the opposite direction, and everybody went stampeding, taking him violently with them.]

No, wait! Aah! [LOOKS LIKE HE JUST MADE THINGS WORSE.]

[vrtrainee]

[Jack elbows his way through the crowd, getting within arms reach.]

What about sta--[SMACK. A woman walks by carrying a standing lamp, and hits him right in the face with it. Dizzied and with a nice new red mark on his face, Jack loses his footing and is carried off by the crowd again.]