I FUCKING HATE SERBIA and SORRY ITS BEEN SO LONG
I am sorry I havent updated in so long. Its not like anyone actually reads this anyways because no one gives a shit about my worthless existence but please let me continue. Believe it or not I had access to no computer for three months because my fucking fat piece of shit father refused to pay my 20 dollar a month AOL bill. I have no credit card so i could do nothing about it. I wanted to take that disgusting obese piece of slime and put him in a fucking fat man's blender. Twenty dollars a month such bullshit thats like no money, but you know how cheap Serbians are. Fuck I hate Serbia. Visiting it over winter break was awful. God must of had a diearrea and the splat that came out is Serbia. The entire country is a fucking shanty town. So were staying in a nice hotel. So nice that it had a fucking dirt floor. There was one god damn bathroom for my floor. I walk into the bathroom at 3 AM because I have to take a bad shit. There is a hole in the ground a rope hanging from the cieling. I have to fucking hold onto the rope and shit standing up. To make matters worse there is shit all over the floor from people missing and I of course had no shoes on like a moroon. The next day we eat the "american" breakfest which is one egg sunny side up and a piece of toast. I didnt know you could fuck up toast but they managed to. I fucking cut a piece open of the bread and slid the egg inside that way it looked like i ate the egg. I lost 9.9 lbs in that fucking country. The worst part is how my cousin challenged me to a wrestling competition. Do i look like a fucking wrestler. He basically picked me up and threw me in a pile of mud and kicked me for no reason. I guess he didnt like americans? And the entire country smells like a fucking landfill. No joke it is the smelliest fucking place ever. Alright im getting sick thinking about that piece of shit.