MY ONE PATHETIC FRIEND
When i said I didnt have any friends I was lying. I actually have one friend. He is pictured below and his name is Hal. He is a bigger looser than I am. The only reason i hang out wtih him is because i seem cool when next to him. He has a more fucked up life than I do so its fun to make fun of how his sister is in an insane asylum and how his mom is addicted to crack. He gets so mad but it cracks up me everytime NO PUN INTENDED LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!