A TMI but HILARIOUS story
So. Today we went to Kroger and I decided to stop by the bathroom before shopping. I had eaten lunch at this point, had been in the car a while and really had to go or I'd have waited till we got home. So I head into the bathroom, noticing that it is very waterlogged. My first choice of stall is overflowed. The second toilet looks fine, so I sit down, start using it...and suddenly, as I'm sitting there, the water level spontaneously RISES. I shit you not.
Thinking fast, I try to FLUSH the toilet like an idiot, which only made things worse. Running to the next stall to try to use an actual TOILET THAT WORKS, I get in there, check that everything is working and am about to use the bathroom as another woman comes in, looks at the other available stalls and says that she doesn't really have to go after all. As I'm leaving and trying to think about ways to avoid the issue, a Kroger employee walks in and I point out the two fucked up bathrooms.
SERIOUSLY. The fucking water level rose from me basically planting my ass on the seat and starting to use the damn toilet. I don't even want to know.
Dear Kroger Store,
I am very very sorry that your toilet did what it did to me while what was occurring...was occurring. Please accept the seventy odd dollars worth of groceries and the plush lamb I purchased as apology.
Love,
Me