Hilarious Convo's

May 07, 2006 22:44

I'm having one of those days.....

I forced myself to watch IT this morning, with Robin holding me all lovely and warm and you know what, its not as bad as i thought it was. Granted, teh fact Robin was there probably had something to do with it, but i've walked up the stairs in teh dark and nothing was following me. I didn't even feel like anything was following me. How good is that btw?

Haven't been doin anything to be honest, well i have, loads of stuff actually, but nothing thats very interesting to you so i'm not gonna tell ya about them, just spending loads of time with Robin who's driving me wild lol. Went to see Slither on Friday with him and David, then we all trapsed round the corner to dinner, which was fun suprisingly. I ate a lot, and then had the cheek to fall asleep in bed, absoloutely shocking behaviour, seriously.

This is one of the funniest convo's i've had with my mum for a long time, and i love my parents so much for being so backwards.
mum: your dads asked me to have a talk with you
me: what kind of talk?
mum: the kind he asked me to have when he thought you were battin for the same side
me: nice. ok. But i've got a boyfriend.
mum: thats what i'm talking about.
me: what? what? i'm so confused. Explain. Whats he going on about now?
mum: he's got high expectations for you, he doesn't want to see you end up the way we where in Larkfield. He doesn't want you to make any mistakes. You know he's protective. I told him you were a smart lassie but he still wanted me to have a talk with you, so i'm havin this talk with you.
me: ok, but whats this talk about?
mum: i s'ppose you and Robin are having sex. 
I spluttered a lot and laughed a lot because i was spluttering, bloody plopped myself right in it.
mum: you're dad wants you to think about the pill. What type of jonnies you usin?
me: what???! Oh my god mum! Right ok i'll think about it.

It only got much more complicated from there and ended up with us both in fits of laughter. But that was funny. Really slapped a grin on my face. I love that strange woman, and i also love the fact my dad can talk to me. Here's something else, they're still thinking about that house on Patrick Street, whihc looks nice by the way, i reckon, my dad wants to put in an offer but my mum doesn't cause it'll be like living on a building site for 6 months or so.

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