[Fic] But Whips and Chains Excite Me
Title: But Whips and Chains Excite Me
Fandom: Arashi
Pairing: Sho/Jun
Rating: PG
Length: 582 words (one-shot)
Summary: Originally written as Sakuraiba after a conversation with chowdagoboom about how funny Sakuraiba + a leash would be, but I ended up changing it into Sakumoto because... I wasn't really feeling the Aiba portion, lawl. It's short, un-beta'd, etc. Idk what to think of it or why I'm posting it; I think I just want it off my conscious, hah. Making decisions at 3AM is like making decision while drunk. I cannot be held accountable for my actions at this point. :|
*title from Rihanna's "S&M".
Sho slides into a chair across the table from Jun and places a small, immaculately wrapped parcel in front of him, complete with yellow polka-dot wrapping paper and an obnoxious pink bow knotted at the top. Jun glances up from the manga he's reading and eyes the box warily.
"It's not my birthday," he points out. Sho grins and nudges the package towards him.
"I didn't say 'happy birthday', did I? Consider it a 'Be Happy You're Sho's Boyfriend Day' present."
"I don't remember ever setting up a date for that."
"Well, then, surprise! It's Be Happy You're Sho's Boyfriend Day."
Jun sighs and picks up the present, an ominous feeling in his chest. Normally he's more up for these kinds of surprises--really, he is--but today he simply isn't in the mood. He unties the ridiculous bow (and realizes that Sho must have wrapped the package specifically with him in mind, because there's really no one else on the face of the earth for whom Sho would wrap a package in such obnoxious colors) and carefully tears off the paper. He opens the box, expecting a book or dictionary of some sort. Sho is always telling him that he should "expand his intellectual horizons"-- whatever that meant. Jun just nods and smiles whenever Sho starts one of his educated rants. Nods and smiles.
But it isn't a book. It's worse than a book. A book would have been just too much to wish for. Jun squeezes his eyes closed and wishes that an avalanche of Shakesperean novels had somehow cascaded out of the box.
Sho just keeps grinning. He picks up Jun's present and dangles it in front of his boyfriend's face tauntingly. "Well? Let's go try it on!"
Jun groans. "I'm not wearing that. There's no way in hell I'm wearing that. I'd rather streak naked across the Tokyo Dome stage in front of 50,000 screaming fangirls than wear that."
Still grinning. That bastard. "Well, we can discuss that option later too. But right now, you're wearing this. You owe me, after what happened last week."
Jun feels the blood drain from his face. He knows exactly what Sho is referring too--the incident in the Arashi ni Shiyagare green room. Jun. Sho. Inappropriate touching from the former. Unwanted intrusion a la Ninomiya. And the even more desperately unwanted awkward silences that followed. Jun chews on his lip. It was his fault, he can't really deny it. He initiated it, and he knew the door was unlocked. But it wasn't like Sho was shoving him away or carrying on about sexual harrassment, was it? Pft.
"Well, I..." Jun bites his lip again. "I... guess. As long as no one sees me. And we call it even."
Sho's grin turns devilish, and Jun swears that he can actually see the glint in Sho's eye. Satan himself would be jealous, really. "Now, that's the spirit."
---
Two hours later Jun is wearing a rhinestone-studded purple collar attached to an equally bedazzled red leash on the other end (that Sho is now yanking wildly as he practically drags Jun through the hallway by his neck).
"Did it really have to be this flamboyant, at least?" mumbles Jun as he stumbles to keep up with Sho. "You could have at least done without the rhinestones." Sho doesn't hear him. Figures. Jun tugs at the collar. Ten minutes in and he's already chafing. This couldn't end well.
Happy Sho's Boyfriend Day to him, indeed.
Fandom: Arashi
Pairing: Sho/Jun
Rating: PG
Length: 582 words (one-shot)
Summary: Originally written as Sakuraiba after a conversation with chowdagoboom about how funny Sakuraiba + a leash would be, but I ended up changing it into Sakumoto because... I wasn't really feeling the Aiba portion, lawl. It's short, un-beta'd, etc. Idk what to think of it or why I'm posting it; I think I just want it off my conscious, hah. Making decisions at 3AM is like making decision while drunk. I cannot be held accountable for my actions at this point. :|
*title from Rihanna's "S&M".
Sho slides into a chair across the table from Jun and places a small, immaculately wrapped parcel in front of him, complete with yellow polka-dot wrapping paper and an obnoxious pink bow knotted at the top. Jun glances up from the manga he's reading and eyes the box warily.
"It's not my birthday," he points out. Sho grins and nudges the package towards him.
"I didn't say 'happy birthday', did I? Consider it a 'Be Happy You're Sho's Boyfriend Day' present."
"I don't remember ever setting up a date for that."
"Well, then, surprise! It's Be Happy You're Sho's Boyfriend Day."
Jun sighs and picks up the present, an ominous feeling in his chest. Normally he's more up for these kinds of surprises--really, he is--but today he simply isn't in the mood. He unties the ridiculous bow (and realizes that Sho must have wrapped the package specifically with him in mind, because there's really no one else on the face of the earth for whom Sho would wrap a package in such obnoxious colors) and carefully tears off the paper. He opens the box, expecting a book or dictionary of some sort. Sho is always telling him that he should "expand his intellectual horizons"-- whatever that meant. Jun just nods and smiles whenever Sho starts one of his educated rants. Nods and smiles.
But it isn't a book. It's worse than a book. A book would have been just too much to wish for. Jun squeezes his eyes closed and wishes that an avalanche of Shakesperean novels had somehow cascaded out of the box.
Sho just keeps grinning. He picks up Jun's present and dangles it in front of his boyfriend's face tauntingly. "Well? Let's go try it on!"
Jun groans. "I'm not wearing that. There's no way in hell I'm wearing that. I'd rather streak naked across the Tokyo Dome stage in front of 50,000 screaming fangirls than wear that."
Still grinning. That bastard. "Well, we can discuss that option later too. But right now, you're wearing this. You owe me, after what happened last week."
Jun feels the blood drain from his face. He knows exactly what Sho is referring too--the incident in the Arashi ni Shiyagare green room. Jun. Sho. Inappropriate touching from the former. Unwanted intrusion a la Ninomiya. And the even more desperately unwanted awkward silences that followed. Jun chews on his lip. It was his fault, he can't really deny it. He initiated it, and he knew the door was unlocked. But it wasn't like Sho was shoving him away or carrying on about sexual harrassment, was it? Pft.
"Well, I..." Jun bites his lip again. "I... guess. As long as no one sees me. And we call it even."
Sho's grin turns devilish, and Jun swears that he can actually see the glint in Sho's eye. Satan himself would be jealous, really. "Now, that's the spirit."
---
Two hours later Jun is wearing a rhinestone-studded purple collar attached to an equally bedazzled red leash on the other end (that Sho is now yanking wildly as he practically drags Jun through the hallway by his neck).
"Did it really have to be this flamboyant, at least?" mumbles Jun as he stumbles to keep up with Sho. "You could have at least done without the rhinestones." Sho doesn't hear him. Figures. Jun tugs at the collar. Ten minutes in and he's already chafing. This couldn't end well.
Happy Sho's Boyfriend Day to him, indeed.