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"Self," I said to myself earlier, "It's been a long time since you've scarred anybody with Dirk." AND IT HAS.
A slightly younger Dirk, about 2 years before the time period where Team D.U.D.E. starts! Back when he made "special" movies, and before his nose got busted to all hell. He has since shaved and gotten a haircut, though he kept the 'burns. Being blond Dirk's body hair isn't really that dark, hah, it's just that it's hard to do lighter with a plain ol' pencil. He's a hairy dude. He's also got two tattoos: one of those cheesy barbed wire armwraps that '90s football jocks always got, and a heart that simply says 'WOMEN' on it. Dirk isn't the brightest, but he's smart enough to know that if he's gonna get a tattoo, Janines and Alexias and Tanishas will come and go, but he'll never stop appreciating females in general. Dirk is pretty much also stuck in the '70s.
Also a quick little doodle of Dirk as a kid awww so innocent. Lookit those stick-out ears. Dirk was a pudgy kid who discovered sports in late middle school. The innocence didn't last very long, haha.
A slightly younger Dirk, about 2 years before the time period where Team D.U.D.E. starts! Back when he made "special" movies, and before his nose got busted to all hell. He has since shaved and gotten a haircut, though he kept the 'burns. Being blond Dirk's body hair isn't really that dark, hah, it's just that it's hard to do lighter with a plain ol' pencil. He's a hairy dude. He's also got two tattoos: one of those cheesy barbed wire armwraps that '90s football jocks always got, and a heart that simply says 'WOMEN' on it. Dirk isn't the brightest, but he's smart enough to know that if he's gonna get a tattoo, Janines and Alexias and Tanishas will come and go, but he'll never stop appreciating females in general. Dirk is pretty much also stuck in the '70s.
Also a quick little doodle of Dirk as a kid awww so innocent. Lookit those stick-out ears. Dirk was a pudgy kid who discovered sports in late middle school. The innocence didn't last very long, haha.