As we head into our Quizzo evening (working on that ever-challenging team name)...I leave YOU with a few questions we did NOT get right last week. (and can you blame us? well, yes, on the geography questions perhaps).
pondering poi dogs
anonymous
June 17 2008, 05:24:23 UTC
mmmm...poi. nope, I'm kidding on the mmmmm...it's purple goo and I wouldn't touch it since it was sitting next to such copious amounts of roasted-in-the-ground pig at the luaus I've attended. I fight against poverty so people don't have to eat poi. although there wouldn't be as much poverty if we ALL ate poi. huh. still...poi is for poi dogs. see? no good can come from eating it: "The Hawaiian Poi Dog is an extinct breed. They were fattened up to be eaten by the tribe in which they lived. Fed a paste made from ground, baked and fermented taro root, they were sluggish and were not very smart. Hawaiian Poi Dogs liked to play with the children, but were too slow to catch the fruits the children would playfully throw at them. "
I was off on the milk weight by 1/4 lb. There is an exhibit at the children's museum where I helped Y weigh gallons of water. I blame my math error on my estimation of the weight of fat. in a milk jug or on my body, fat always weighs more than I mean for it to. damn.
The island one is where my speed finger would have gotten you in trouble. If anyone says "island" and "South Pacific" in the same trivia question, I'll always ring in and say "Bali Hai", fully knowing there's a 40% chance of being wrong.
still...poi is for poi dogs. see? no good can come from eating it:
"The Hawaiian Poi Dog is an extinct breed. They were fattened up to be eaten by the tribe in which they lived. Fed a paste made from ground, baked and fermented taro root, they were sluggish and were not very smart. Hawaiian Poi Dogs liked to play with the children, but were too slow to catch the fruits the children would playfully throw at them. "
I was off on the milk weight by 1/4 lb. There is an exhibit at the children's museum where I helped Y weigh gallons of water. I blame my math error on my estimation of the weight of fat. in a milk jug or on my body, fat always weighs more than I mean for it to. damn.
The island one is where my speed finger would have gotten you in trouble. If anyone says "island" and "South Pacific" in the same trivia question, I'll always ring in and say "Bali Hai", fully knowing there's a 40% chance of being wrong.
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