Our all-in-one printer tells me it's low on toner AND there's fax in memory. It still prints great, mind you. It just refuses to spit out the fax. I guess that's just Canon's way of saying UP YOURS to everyone who takes out the cartridge and shakes it like a polaroid picture just to get that last "drop". Sucks for them that we use remanufactured ( Read more... )

21st Century (car insurance) wants me to do auto billpay. If not, they charge $3.25 per online payment. I may have to send an executive email carpet bomb to these assholes. In the meantime I have to resort to writing a paper check and sending my payment in the mail. Pain in the butt!!!

I AM OUT OF BACON!!!!!!!!

the cupholders in my car are some non-standard size and no cups will fit in them.

I JUST WANT TO DRIVE WITHOUT HOT COFFEE IN MY LAP GODDAMN

badrobot68 keeps forgetting to send me his Canadian change.

PHONEBOOK SEASON! srsly, who uses phonebooks anymore? totes annoying.

The fancier grocery store does not carry honey mustard in a size large enough to meet my needs.

16 OZ IS NOT ENOUGH. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

I dropped an online class because the instructor REQUIRED a brick-and-mortar classroom orientation. Also, he seems to be an unnecessary quoter. I won't take lessons from a teacher I can't respect.

The apartment we rent didn't come with a dishwasher.

We have to wash dishes BY HAND

WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS