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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I bought porn for my_pet_sally182 (10 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday dannyray and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I set koryfeldman's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-120 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
firstplaceloss
i thought it was badass that i robbed a bank with my cousin and set fire to abbys puppy, that thing is blind and ugly anywhey.