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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole h_h's purse (30 points). In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, nerdybeatnik (-5000 points). In November I bought porn for judas__kiss (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5632 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
firstplaceloss