the conversation of earlier tonight that ensued between my me and my sister.

[first_of_may]

Abigail: Emily, come watch the Bachelor with me and mom.
Emily: Ew, why would I support the objectification of stupid ignorant women for the sake of money making trashy tv shows?
Abigail: God Emily. How bout you get over yourself?
Emily: How bout you read a book?
Abigail: ::gives Emily a perplexed look::
Emily: ::walks away triumphantly::