http://putintheritzon.ytmnd.com/

I found this somewhere (don't remember where) and I FELT COMPELLED TO SHARE IT.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQvw8rvcQxg in case your browser sucks hogs (that'll make more sense after you watch the video).

P.S. WTF did LJ do to profile pages? They look stupid now.

P.S. If the bit with Wahlberg doesn't make any sense, watch this ( Read more... )

More believable if he used the word "fuck" periodically (I just got through watching "The Departed" again).

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Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anxkrm9uEJk if your crappy computer won't do embedded flash.

The kid and I are at my parents' house. They're watching the opening ceremonies. Then it's BEACH VOLLEYBALL and BEACH VOLLEYBALL and oh yeah BEACH VOLLEYBALL. Then, on the TV in the back room, Edwards says "oh yeah, I porked that woman ( Read more... )

... "There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight ( Read more... )

Vladimir Putin 'to wed Olympic gymnast half his age'

Now all Moscow is ablaze with rumours that Vladimir Putin, 56, and the flexible 24-year-old Alina Kabaeva have decided to tie the knot.

... Despite increasingly frantic rumours of a wedding, apparently to take place on June 15 in Mr Putin's home town of St Petersburg, the Kremlin has so far ( Read more... )

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Every time I hear or read about "Indecision 2008", the newscasters/article authors always refer to the lead Democrat candidate as "Barack", but the other two candidates are referred to by their surnames, "Clinton" and "McCain". Am I hearing things?

Ralph Nader enters presidential race